I saw a hot girl at the gym today, but I didn't do anything.

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Yummy Blueberry

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10-06-2012

I did make some great eye contact and fantastic eye boob contact though.

Missed a great chance to say something dumb too, cause I had been walking towards a machine beside the treadmill she was on, making aforementioned eye eye/ eye boob contact.

She got off, right before I walked by.

Total missed chance.

/foreveralone.


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Jesus the Friend

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10-06-2012

"Hi, nice... boobs?"

If she laughs even slightly, you're in, if she walks away disgusted, she wouldn't ride you anyway.


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Yummy Blueberry

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10-06-2012

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"Hi, nice... boobs?"

If she laughs even slightly, you're in, if she walks away disgusted, she wouldn't ride you anyway.
Thanks JTF. I've always been a fan of the excuse me mam, your tits look amazing today
lines.

Never actually used one though. Much respect to the guys who have.


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Fujiou

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10-06-2012

I went to the river today and by the water there was this chick sunbathing in a bikini. I sat down next to her and we made eye contact for a second, but I was afraid to talk to her because she had a tattoo. We sat there for like 3 minutes, and I started meditating to keep from popping a boner. Then I guess she was tan enough, so she left. When she was about 15 yards away, I called out to her "have a nice day!" So I guess I wasn't totally beta.


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Yummy Blueberry

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10-06-2012

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Originally Posted by Fujiou View Post
I went to the river today and by the water there was this chick sunbathing in a bikini. I sat down next to her and we made eye contact for a second, but I was afraid to talk to her because she had a tattoo. We sat there for like 3 minutes, and I started meditating to keep from popping a boner. Then I guess she was tan enough, so she left. When she was about 15 yards away, I called out to her "have a nice day!" So I guess I wasn't totally beta.
that's still kinda cool though fuj, in an artistic way.

You live an interesting life.


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Dobagoh

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10-06-2012

That's ok bro I danced with a hot chick at a bar today and didn't do anything.


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Jesus the Friend

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10-06-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiou View Post
I went to the river today and by the water there was this chick sunbathing in a bikini. I sat down next to her and we made eye contact for a second, but I was afraid to talk to her because she had a tattoo. We sat there for like 3 minutes, and I started meditating to keep from popping a boner. Then I guess she was tan enough, so she left. When she was about 15 yards away, I called out to her "have a nice day!" So I guess I wasn't totally beta.
I'm an atheist.
I hope to god the above quoted story is 100% false.


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Mere Intricacy

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10-06-2012

Are we sharing stories...

I'm blackmailing Adam for ***...


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Jesus the Friend

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10-06-2012

That's kind of sad actually, because I know it's a lie.

I don't dislike you (Mere), but your attention prostitute ways have become very toxic.


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Mere Intricacy

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10-06-2012

It's not a lie. I don't lie.


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