I'd take advantage of Shen. Do the silly nilly. Repeatedly.
Steal his giant green bottle and his shield. Gotta have some protection from environmental activists.
just sleep in a diff room
Volibear...yeah sleeping in a different room seems a likely solution
Swain... His lunch is on the floor, not a pretty sight. You ever see a decaying deer?
Kassadin...I don't want to know what happened I just want to already move on...
Lulu... I can only imagine the crazy stuff she'd be dreaming about!
Ezreal in my bed?
Yes please. *Would totally take advantage of that*
...Did I kidnap her? Did she come willingly? What in hell happened last night, and why can't I remember any of it?! *cries in corner*
Riven... in my bed.. hmm.. *cuddles up next to her and falls asleep*
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