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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-17-2012

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Ask Nautilus:
Maybe... I've never been able to try... don't you own a ship...?

...yes, but it is not for throwing, mister. What about a pirate ship?


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Ask Nautilus

Senior Member

11-18-2012

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Ask Fortune:
...yes, but it is not for throwing, mister. What about a pirate ship?


...There are better things I could do than throwing ships...


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Tentorer

Senior Member

11-18-2012

"You have a hobby Big Daddy?"


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Ask Nautilus:
...There are better things I could do than throwing ships...

Hey, if we have to deal with some pirates, that's one of the easiest way to deal with'em... unless you just want to throw the anchor at them.


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PutThtCookieDown

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Some days I think my anchor is weighing me down, do you have any suggestions to make me not feel this way?


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Ask Nautilus

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Tentorer:
"You have a hobby Big Daddy?"


No...

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Ask Fortune:
Hey, if we have to deal with some pirates, that's one of the easiest way to deal with'em... unless you just want to throw the anchor at them.


...You make it sound like we are a team...

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PutThtCookieDown:
Some days I think my anchor is weighing me down, do you have any suggestions to make me not feel this way?


I don't answer stupid questions...


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Ask Gragas

Senior Member

11-19-2012

The overly manly hunk of meat known as the manly Gragas appears out of nowhere, not chewing bees this time, but with nails puncturing through his manly jaws. He clearly had nails, without milk, for breakfast. So he points at Naughtylus in a manly manner, and then says one thing, and ONE THING ONLY:

NAUGHTY NAUTILUS

And then the manly hunk of meat starts to walk into the horizon, making it quake and shake and bake and snake and rake and fake and make and lake and... ok the fourth wall couldn't give enough words to not be considered spam. So then the horizon begins to shatter like glass, because the damn sun can't even handle the manliness that it's facing.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Ask Nautilus:
...You make it sound like we are a team...

Got a problem with that, boy~?


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Ask Nautilus

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Ask Gragas:
The overly manly hunk of meat known as the manly Gragas appears out of nowhere, not chewing bees this time, but with nails puncturing through his manly jaws. He clearly had nails, without milk, for breakfast. So he points at Naughtylus in a manly manner, and then says one thing, and ONE THING ONLY:

NAUGHTY NAUTILUS

And then the manly hunk of meat starts to walk into the horizon, making it quake and shake and bake and snake and rake and fake and make and lake and... ok the fourth wall couldn't give enough words to not be considered spam. So then the horizon begins to shatter like glass, because the damn sun can't even handle the manliness that it's facing.


Nautilus just stands there, glaring straight at the mentally unstable teleporting mass of meat and beard, and continuing to do so as Gragas warps reality around his exit.

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Ask Fortune:
Got a problem with that, boy~?


I never asked for this... but if you insist...


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Murc VonSplinter

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Dear Nautilus,

Have you ever answered a question with more than 3 complete sentences?