Pentakill Holds Drummer Auditions and Sale

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Pentakill Yorick

Bassist

08-16-2012
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Pentakillers!

Weíve just started auditions for the latest addition to the Pentakill lineup since our last drummer got crushed under a pile of amplifiers after a tragic explosion took down the stage last tour stop. Hey, what was his name again? Who gives a **** Ė he was a nihilist anyway.

Theyíre saying that the resulting riots tore down nearly a third of the city and resulted in at least 18 deaths. Feeders! Everything has an expiration date. Unfortunately, the town council is on our ass to pay the damages, and the lawyers are saying that the ďembrace the inevitableĒ defense is looking shaky. I guess we canít afford to cancel the tour, so itís time to hold some emergency tryouts.

Unfortunately, Mordekaiser refuses to get out of bed and Karthus still hasnít made bail, so itís up to me to find the best replacement. Pass me that bottle of Jayce Daniels, because this @#$!ís about to get heavy. Alright, send them in, but any one of you @$#holes who canít keep time is going on sale!

  • Dark Crystal Ryze looks totally metal and rocks his own special effects. The dark horns and black spines look totally badass but he keeps shorting out the amp stack every time he hits a drum solo. If youíve got insulated wiring you can take him for 487 RP.
  • General Wukong keeps talking about how he wants creative control. Youíre the drummer, dumb@#$. You just sit behind the band, you **** dirty ape! 487 RP to take this monkey off our backs.
  • Buccaneer Tristana clearly thinks that this is a different kind of band. Weíre Pentakill Ė the biggest death metal band to ever grace the Fields of Justice. I donít care how much you want to shoot something, you canít come on stage dressed like a pirate! Take this one back to the docks for 260 RP.




  • You canít play the drums if youíre already on keys, Sona. This isnít one of those prissy pop bands, this is metal! Thereís no double bass on your drum machine, no matter how many kits youíve sampled. Take her back to your studio for 487 RP.
  • Miss Fortune thinks she should be the front-woman just because sheís showing more skin. This audition is for drummer! Our front-man is so metal he doesnít even have skin! Your band can hire her for 487 RP.
  • This Olaf guy showed up completely smashed and keeps screaming about how heís a Berserker. Heís already broken six drum kits and drank a full case of beer, and I havenít even hit record, yet. Thatís totally brutal! Iím going to make him play it again when he sobers up. For now, you can go get his stomach pumped for 487 RP.



Tryouts are open from the 17th until the 20th of August, so get here before I run out of booze. Iíll tell you one thing, this is the last time we hire Ziggs to rig our pyrotechnics.


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Pentakill Morde

Guitarist

08-16-2012
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That’s right, Yorick, you got this. *hic* The bass player is the foundation of the band. Right! Tell him, Sona!


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Pentakill Sona

Keyboardist

08-16-2012
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Pentakill Morde

Guitarist

08-16-2012
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Don’t listen to her, Yorick! She’s just the support anyway. *hic* I know we mix you out of pretty much every track, but you’re the… *hic* you’re the foundation of the band and we @#$%ing need you! Besides, you keep time for the drummer anyway. Wake me up when we get to Zaun.


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Coreporeal

Senior Member

08-16-2012

What the heck have I stumbled upon?

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Originally Posted by Pentakill Yorick View Post
I’ll tell you one thing, this is the last time we hire Ziggs to rig our pyrotechnics.
Yep, I'm sure that's what you really mean...
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■ Nov. 15th, 2011: Atlantean Fizz (975 RP).
■ Dec. 29th, 2011: Prototype Viktor (975 RP).
■ Jan. 10th, 2012: Dragonblade Talon (975 RP), Guqin Sona (975 RP), Jade Dragon Wukong (975 RP), Dragon Fist Lee Sin (975 RP).
■ Jan. 17th, 2012: Sabertusk Sejuani (975 RP).
■ Feb. 14th, 2012: Abyssal Nautilus (975 RP), Heartseeker Vayne (975 RP).

Skin(s) no longer Blacklisted due to the latest skin sale announcement(s): Dark Crystal Ryze (975 RP), released Feb. 20th, 2012.

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aestrivex

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08-16-2012

I maintain a list of which champions have gone on sale when, as well as predictions for champions soon to go on sale at http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/User:Aestrivex.


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Doom Machine

Senior Member

08-16-2012

When you guys getting a drummer????


Pentakill olaf where!!?


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Blizzaja

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08-16-2012

**** nice sale.


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08-16-2012

Where the hell is Pentakill Karthus?


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Sylph

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Emissary of the League

08-16-2012

What is... I don't even.... understa..... lol'd !

yay Riot!


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