Go to partys get drunk and BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ofc this means people are paying for u to throw up
I sell Heimerdinger Turrets to junglers that get no leash from their team.
Bill Gates will be jelly.
Ahri's charm. Be prostitute, charge wayyyy too much. Give them their greatest desires. Profit.
Baron wins games
Alpha strike, start a lawn mowing company
Taric's dazzle, become super model. Start a new clothing line labeled "Truly Outrageous". Leave the world stunned.
Taric's E or Sion's Q. I am now the greatest boxer/MMA fighter of all time.
Nidalee throws javelins in the olympics = Profit
Janna's Ult and her tornado. Threaten people with the power to conjure up destructive storms out of nowhere.
Assume my role as new overlord of the world.
Bank vaults UP
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