You wake up in your bed next to Kog'Maw

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MeaveRose

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08-17-2012

I would run down to the pantry and grab literally everything, I would come back up, feed it to him, and pet him as he eats away as the cute little Kog'Maw he is


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Asif25

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08-17-2012

I would first **** it then i would throw it out the window to a place where all my enemies r and run my a**
out of there b4 he goes boom boom all over the city


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Black Lister

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08-17-2012

"Koggles!" *hug*


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Veraden

Member

08-18-2012

Well, I guess he's not hungry any more, he already ate the bed by then.

Eh, I'll pet him anyway.


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Trolosaurus

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12-11-2012

Bump of the Ancients


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Cards and Dice

Senior Member

12-12-2012

What do I do?

I eat an orange. It's K.


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Creepy4

Senior Member

12-12-2012

Suggest that the south wall of my room is incredibly delicious.

If I'm lucky, he'll devour his way straight through it and outside to a 30-story fall. After that he either dies or gets distracted. Hopefully. I'm counting on his hunger to keep him from seeking revenge on me for my lies.


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Rinto

Senior Member

12-12-2012

Don't move. They can't see you if you don't move.


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SephirothWontDie

Senior Member

12-12-2012

I jump on his back, hold on for dear life, hope that he doesnt explode(I wouldnt hurt him, so he shouldnt), and with luck, he will never reach me cuz of his tiny arms.


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iralos7713

Senior Member

12-12-2012

I hope he didn't launch any "living artillery" last night while I was sleeping.