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Ask Evelynn

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Weenie Lord Shen

Senior Member

07-27-2012

"I see... Well, I haven't really summoned you... At all... I've been focused on learning from the arcane masters that I guess I've averted my attention to the other great champions. However, I will take time to summon you, and test your abilities for myself."

-Summoner Jack


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Ask the Herald

Member

07-27-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
I hope it's more successful than your last invention, Herald. You call it the "Chaos Storm", yes? I call it a "flying magnetic donut".

Still, I'm intrigued. Let me test it for you. I promise I'll return it... *bats eyelashes*


.....You are significantly ill-informed, Widowmaker. My most recent invention is the Hyper-Kinetic Repositioner, the ultimate expansion upon the Hyper-Kinetic Position Reverser possessed by the Headsman's Pride. Before that was the Cloaking Field. I have also implanted state-of-the-art artificial wings in place of the useless stumps she previously possessed. I have also crafted a bionic suit for the Tidal Trickster's personal usage. I am currently designing some hextech augmentations for the Mad Chemist, and I have many "Initiates" under my command.

Also, what you see and experience from my Chaos Storm on the Fields is just a miniscule sample of what it is truly capable of.

And no. I will not give you a Cloaking Field generator.


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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TeoLeif:
((STALKER!!! O_O))


((There is no safe haven from my wrath.))


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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AskMadmanMundo:
Spiky clothing not hurt?

Ever stuck youself with spike?


Yes, but it was intentional, and it hurt ssssssssssssssso good.


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Blade3324:
"I see... Well, I haven't really summoned you... At all... I've been focused on learning from the arcane masters that I guess I've averted my attention to the other great champions. However, I will take time to summon you, and test your abilities for myself."

-Summoner Jack


Glad to see there are a few reasonable men among you summoners. Most of you come off as being so... crotchety.


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Ask the Herald:
.....You are significantly ill-informed, Widowmaker. My most recent invention is the Hyper-Kinetic Repositioner, the ultimate expansion upon the Hyper-Kinetic Position Reverser possessed by the Headsman's Pride. Before that was the Cloaking Field. I have also implanted state-of-the-art artificial wings in place of the useless stumps she previously possessed. I have also crafted a bionic suit for the Tidal Trickster's personal usage. I am currently designing some hextech augmentations for the Mad Chemist, and I have many "Initiates" under my command.

Also, what you see and experience from my Chaos Storm on the Fields is just a miniscule sample of what it is truly capable of.

And no. I will not give you a Cloaking Field generator.


*Evelynn yawns*

Too long, didn't read. You're never going to get a girl if you can't stow the science-y talk every so often, Viktor. Well, maybe if you made one...

Oooh, I know! Ask Orianna if she'll let you scan her. She's such a dear. Probably tastes terrible, though.


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Weenie Lord Shen

Senior Member

07-27-2012

"....... Crotchety?" Jack was fairly confused.


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AskMadmanMundo

Senior Member

07-27-2012

But...but...Masochism is Mundo's thing!


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
No? Ooooh... *Evelynn sits down while her shadow springs up and forms into a chair beneath her rear* Who was the lucky man?



...There have been...several.


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Midnight Firefox

Senior Member

07-27-2012

They are connected to my tailbone. That's different to a human's though.


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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AskMadmanMundo:
But...but...Masochism is Mundo's thing!


Fear not Mundo dear, I like sadism too.

Oooh, wait! *Evelynn cackles*


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Ask the Megling:
...There have been...several.


The first...?


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Midnight Firefox:
They are connected to my tailbone. That's different to a human's though.


Ah, I understand. My jaw is quite different than average too. Maybe you'll let me show you some time? *Evelynn grins a razor-sharp smile*


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AskMadmanMundo

Senior Member

07-27-2012

Mundo not feel unique no more...

Mundo might stomp thing that make him common...