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Ask Evelynn

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AskKarthus

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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Ask the Megling:
((She's perfect for you, Vinyl.))

Why?! There's no need to show off your body! Why would anyone want to do that?!


Some people are gifted. Other people like giving gifts.


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Midnight Firefox

Senior Member

07-27-2012

I think the blue skin kills it. You're beautiful, Eve, but the blueness.. Is just frightening.

Also, why the Widowmaker?


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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Ask the Megling:
((She's perfect for you, Vinyl.))

Why?! There's no need to show off your body! Why would anyone want to do that?!


((I already promised I wouldn't meta game getting Eve all naked for art. I just envision her as particularly flirty.))

You sound defensive, Tristana. Care to share something with the cl-- *Eve sighs while rubbing her hands up her hips* --ass?


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Midnight Firefox:
I think the blue skin kills it. You're beautiful, Eve, but the blueness.. Is just frightening.

Also, why the Widowmaker?


Some believe I act like a black widow spider. I prefer to think it's because I once killed a newly wed husband and his last words were "widowmaker".

But that's absurd. After all, I killed his wife not long after, but I suppose "homewrecker" doesn't have the same ring too it.


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Razmig:
What exactly did you see in Twisted Fate when you 2 were dating?

Thats no offense to you or him, by the way.

~Summoner Razmig


He's quite the charmer. He dresses sharply, is very good with his hands, and is fabulously wealthy. I'd like to put emphasis on that last part.

We split because... well... I'm not the type of girl to be tied down. Figuratively speaking, of course.


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Razie

Senior Member

07-27-2012

What exactly did you see in Twisted Fate when you 2 were dating?

Thats no offense to you or him, by the way.

~Summoner Razmig


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TeoLeif

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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Vinyl Bot:


You sound defensive, Tristana. Care to share something with the cl-- *Eve sighs while rubbing her hands up her hips* --ass?


Teo peeks out between his fingers and looks over at Tristana.

Be careful that you don't start doing that. You might end up attracting more males than you already do...


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Midnight Firefox

Senior Member

07-27-2012

That makes no sense. Besides, female spiders.. breed.. and kill. And unless you're all shadow-walking, you're the only Evelynn on Runettera.. Thankfully.

On a separate note if you ever do kill a yordle please drop off their liver to me.~


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Snowy Poro

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
Ah, this question. I knew it was coming. Well then, I'll let the cat out of the bag and finally confirm exactly what I am.

I am a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. I come from Candy Mountain and was raised by magical mole men. My birth name is actually Barbados and I'm heir to the highly-coveted Throne of Sprinkles. The mark on my forehead is the symbol of my people, so they can recognize me as their princess through the notoriously harsh cinnamon storms.

Satisfied?



Leona draws a blank stare, clearly annoyed with Evelynn's sarcasm

If you won't answer that question seriously.. maybe you'll answer this one..

How did you and Fate wind up dating at one point?


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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Leona Bott:
Leona draws a blank stare, clearly annoyed with Evelynn's sarcasm

If you won't answer that question seriously.. maybe you'll answer this one..

How did you and Fate wind up dating at one point?


He gave me a long-stem rose and said my skin color was pretty.


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Midnight Firefox

Senior Member

07-27-2012

Eve, how do you keep your hair style.. Upwards..


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

07-27-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
((I already promised I wouldn't meta game getting Eve all naked for art. I just envision her as particularly flirty.))

You sound defensive, Tristana. Care to share something with the cl-- *Eve sighs while rubbing her hands up her hips* --ass?


((It was more the type of character she is. She seems to fit you well.))

I just don't see why anyone would dress like they charge $2.95 a minute.

((Have I ever mentioned that I hate Janna with an undying fiery passion?))