Me: What the hell is wrong with you!?
Darius: (Menacing voice) Everything.........
-Looks at match history, sees Darius... thinks Skyrim-
Announcer: As we laugh at your souls cos we're Noxus, Laughter fills our hearts if we had the-
Me: For the love of of Demacia, shut up, and lets get this over with
Announcer: As you wish, DARIUS!
Me: CMON! You wanna bring out the king of OPness?! -kneels for execution- C'mon Darius, just swing that axe down, cos I know Morello is gonna nerf you SO HARD after this.
Darius: Don't you know? He's already tried that. About 3 times.
Me: Wait, what? Real-- -gets executed by Darius-
Darius: You just got http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1orMXD_Ijbs
Morello: You know what, I've had so many sleepless nights cos of you. So I'll just nerf Irelia instead.
(LATER THAT NIGHT)
-Darius is by Blue buff, and activates teleport. He sees the enemy team-
Darius: Hmm... Level 1 Pentakill? I think so. -activates Apprehend as soon as teleport is finished-
-Morello appears again-
Morello: ... Really? Screw it, Nocturne, this is somehow your fault -nerfs Noc's ult-
I end up tickling her mercilessly instead.
What the hell did I do to Karma to make her come and murder me?!
Christ if she was THAT angry at me, I probably deserve whatever fan/blade related death that awaited me.
i die in my sleep
Present a logically unsolvable problem, flee in the confusion.
My house gets torn apart for DEMAAAAAAAAAAAACIIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teemo comes to my house at night
*gets caught in a mousetrap*
I gain 300 gold
The Void Walker, eh?
Nope. Just gonna stand still on my spot, and wait for impending death.
Dr. Mundo just walks not just into my house. Through my house, lights me on fire, and while i'm running away he throws a breifcase into my back.
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