The last champion you played has come to murder you.

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Deimus144

Senior Member

07-30-2012

Darius: BOYAKASHA!
(attacks me.)
Me: What the hell is wrong with you!?
Darius: (Menacing voice) Everything.........


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ArcaneAuzzy

Junior Member

07-30-2012

-Looks at match history, sees Darius... thinks Skyrim-

Announcer: As we laugh at your souls cos we're Noxus, Laughter fills our hearts if we had the-

Me: For the love of of Demacia, shut up, and lets get this over with

Announcer: As you wish, DARIUS!

Me: CMON! You wanna bring out the king of OPness?! -kneels for execution- C'mon Darius, just swing that axe down, cos I know Morello is gonna nerf you SO HARD after this.

Darius: Don't you know? He's already tried that. About 3 times.

Me: Wait, what? Real-- -gets executed by Darius-

Darius: You just got http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1orMXD_Ijbs

-Morello appears-

Morello: You know what, I've had so many sleepless nights cos of you. So I'll just nerf Irelia instead.

(LATER THAT NIGHT)

-Darius is by Blue buff, and activates teleport. He sees the enemy team-

Darius: Hmm... Level 1 Pentakill? I think so. -activates Apprehend as soon as teleport is finished-

Announcer: PENTAKILL!

-Morello appears again-

Morello: ... Really? Screw it, Nocturne, this is somehow your fault -nerfs Noc's ult-


GG


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NirvashTypeEND

Senior Member

07-30-2012

Lulu...


I end up tickling her mercilessly instead.


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FighterAmy

Senior Member

07-30-2012

What the hell did I do to Karma to make her come and murder me?!
Christ if she was THAT angry at me, I probably deserve whatever fan/blade related death that awaited me.


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Trys

Member

07-30-2012

i die in my sleep


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Pyrodruid

Senior Member

07-30-2012

Present a logically unsolvable problem, flee in the confusion.


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Dangan

Junior Member

07-30-2012

My house gets torn apart for DEMAAAAAAAAAAAACIIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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simplyawesomexxx

Junior Member

07-30-2012

Teemo comes to my house at night
*gets caught in a mousetrap*
I gain 300 gold


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DoomScar

Senior Member

07-30-2012

The Void Walker, eh?

Nope. Just gonna stand still on my spot, and wait for impending death.


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Pricewashere

Junior Member

07-30-2012

Dr. Mundo just walks not just into my house. Through my house, lights me on fire, and while i'm running away he throws a breifcase into my back.