I'd kick 'em really hard in the mommy-daddy buttons...ah hell, He literally has the stones to shrug it off, and pound me into the floor. Thanks Malph. xD
Me: Dude, this is just unfair. You're literally synonymous with OP.
Darius: NOXUUUUUUUUUU- *spins around and falls over, I run away like a little girl*
front and back door covered by turrets
ill have to climb out the window and use the neighbors as scapegoats for the rockets
after that i got a good shot at dodging the flying electrosphere
Rammus breaks down my door and starts hurling insults at me.
I get mad and punch him, but it hurts my hand and realize in 2 seconds that hitting him will accomplish nothing.
so I just call the police.
Heal and Protect
I get a hat to protect me from Soraka's star call I guess
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