Funny in-game dialogue

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Cookiehime

Senior Member

07-25-2012

Hello all! Please, do share any funny dialogues that you typed or witnessed during one of your games

E.g from one of my games:

(Interaction between friendly Shaco and enemy Volibear)

Volibear: "Shaco, come gank top already!"

*Shaco ganks top and kills Volibear*

Shaco: "As you command."


Not the best joke, but it's just an example.

I'm eager to hear your stories!


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Astraltar

Senior Member

07-26-2012

Me: ASSISTS
Me: SO MANY ASSISTS
Me: I AM THE MONKEY GOD OF ASSISTS
Renekton: here have some more assists
Me:


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Neoman321

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Senior Member

07-27-2012

Draven(Jokingly)Come on Blitz actually land a grab this time.
Me(Blitz)Fine.
(Grab their carry)
Draven has scored a penta kill!
Me-Happy?


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Cookiehime

Senior Member

07-27-2012

I got another one:

*Friendly Talon versus enemy Riven*

Riven: "Stop ganking me! You have no skills! All you do is gank!"

Talon: "Um.. that's kinda how the game works."

Riven: "If you think you're so good, then come 1v1 me."

Talon: "Guess what."
"I'm coming for you."

*Riven runs back to base*


Badass Talon. True story bro. Although I don't recall the chat dialogues perfectly that's almost what it looked like.


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Lajinn5

Senior Member

07-27-2012

*allied outside turret is under attack by veigar*
Me: (maokai)(all) VVVVVVVEEEEEEEIIIIGGGGGGAAAAAARRRRRR
veigar(all): what?
Me: VVVVVVVEEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGGAAAARRRRR
veigar: what do you want you idiot?
*an enemy has been slain, i proceed to maokai dance on his body*
veigar: i hate you


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The Jade Fist

Senior Member

07-27-2012

*flanks behind 2 people about to kill xin zhao, i take off running back into the jungle we both live
Xin Zhao : Thanks voli
Voli (me) : Nothing like a 2000 pound bear running up behind you to make you think twice about chasing a Man.


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Zacoly

Senior Member

07-29-2012

Every time I play Santa-Gragas I start out the game in all chat by saying:
"Ho ho ho "He sees you when you're sleeping!""
I get many interesting responses to this but my fav. one was:
"You don't exist!!!"


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mambawarrior

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Member

07-29-2012

I'm garen.
I'm fed.
My team goes for Baron.
"Hey, I'll distract them for you guys!"
"Thnx Garen"
Me:/all"SPIN TO WIN"
TRIPLE KILL
"I distracted them"


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UndeadAhead

Senior Member

07-29-2012

me(zyra): stop feeding lulu
lulu(support): **** u noob
*lulu gets quadra kill*
me: ...


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Jaykoboy

Senior Member

07-29-2012

Me playing Mundo:

MUNDO JUNGLE WOLVES NOW.
NOW TAKE SMALL GOLEM.
MUNDO SMASH PUNY BLUE BUFF NOW.
MUNDO GANK MID.

They ignored me until I ganked mid...so bad.

Also, me playing Lux:
Lux has slain Jayce!
Jayce: Lucky laser snipe.
Lux: Nope.
Jayce: Well, how do you explain it, then?
Lux: I'MA FIRIN' MA LAZOR!


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