He'd probably throw the towel at my face and then Axe-Slap me.
Amumu would give me a soaking wet towel....
I also would wonder what the heck he's doing in the girls bathroom and politely tell him to leave. .__.
I step out of the shower blindly and dry myself on whatever I can reach... I realize it's not a towel but Kayle's wing....
Me: Oh....well this is awkward.
Kayle: *Initiates Righteous Fury* You'll pay with your life!
Me: Well I'm boned. T_T
Om nom nom..
I step out and because of Lulu's mouth height.....lets just say I gain 300 hp and.....
Lulu: Tastes like PURPLE! (fairy giggles)
My towel is toasty.
Me: Um... what's this?
Brand: It was supposed to be a towel.
Me: **** it. Just stand still and I'll air-dry on you.
Nidalee: Your "Civilized" means of washing are very inefficient.
Me: Just give me the towel.
Gragas hands me a beer instead of a towel
*sees Swain, holding the towel* ...uh...thanks.
Swain: A Noxian does not dawdle.
Oh, come on! I need my alone time, now and then!
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