Vice hears leaves russle and branches crittle as the thorns grow on the tree.
"Oh hello there DARRRLING."
Vice eats a leaf and drops onto a lower branch that hadn't been touched by the thorns.
"I never said anything about perverted things. You obviously were just thinking about me doing them to you. You want it that bad?"
"I certainly do not. I'm spoken for."
"If you say so Lady of Luminosity. I'm sure you have many suitors."
"Meh. Do you have a purpose beyond insulting me?"
"How was that an insult? I was simply saying you have many suitors. Which if I'm correct means your are a charming and beautiful girl does it not?"
"Mayhaps I misunderstood. I'll apologize for that."
"Yes, you did, and it's ok."
"Which of these are your favorite products, Zyra?"
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