Girl do you have 1600 gold? because I have a needlessly large rod waiting for ya
Master Yi: I can meditate and strike again
Darius: My axe isn't the only big thing i have
Leona: I'm hot like the sun
Tryndamere: Other parts of my body rage too...
Le blanc: I hate you, but 95% of my pickup lines are lies
Caitlyn: I brought my fuzzycuffs this time
Varus: your living eyes pierce my quivering heart with a hail of corruption that makes me love you
Kneel Before Vlad
Jarvan: Stand with me, brothers and- heeeellllo~
Jayce: Wana get power slammed?
LeBlanc: Ever tried a threesome?
Shaco: Ever tried a threesome?
Syndra: I want to blow your mind.
Wukong: You know, this isn't the only staff I carry...
Tristana: Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Gangplank: Wanna know why me Roger is so jolly?
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