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Champion Pick-up Lines

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Deadlydavydave

Member

12-22-2012

1. ooo mama
2. ooo car one
3. (failsafe) - YOU B!TCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBXL2WbARa4


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P1lgr1m

Senior Member

12-22-2012

Is your name ashe? Because you're stunning from a distance.
inb4: Damn it, some one else posted this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rVIhU1eIcs


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HunterBob

Member

12-23-2012

vladimir.im going to make you bleed tonight


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KibaWolf04

Senior Member

12-24-2012

Vi: I'mma double fist you!


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XIIReaper

Junior Member

12-28-2012

Kha Zix : Eating Yordles isn't my only hobby


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cazcappy

Senior Member

12-28-2012

Teemo: I'll scout ahead, of your orgasm.
Lux: I'm going to make you see double rainbows.
Darius: Get ready baby, I slam and dunk hard.
Garen: There's a Garen "in" every bush.
Nami: I'm going to make you all wet.
Sona: Your moans are music to my ears.

i'd come up with more but that's all i got off the top of my head.


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Jacknife

Junior Member

12-29-2012

Veigar: So...wanna see my Dark Matter?
Shen: I'm so good I make you FEINT.
Syndra: I'm really good with balls.
Swain: See this cane? Imagine bigger.
Lux: Baby, I'm gonna light up your world.
Alistar: They call me Longhorn Alistar for a reason...
Ziggs: I have a big boomstick, hehehe
Kayle: Bad boys will be punished.
Miss Fortune: I like guns that hit fast and hit hard.
Jarvan: Do you like my equipment? (actual line)
Shyvana: I like to bite. alot.
Yorick: Did you kill me? Because I just got a ressurection.
Talon: Hope you like it from behind.
Vi: Prepare to be knocked out!
Varus: My arrow is very piercing.
Sejuani: I'm good at riding


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IS1283cd8d03561c7781fc5

Senior Member

12-29-2012

Alistar: You can milk those!
Blitzcrank: 01000101111010 010111 001011
Ezreal: Sounds gay...I'm in!
Fizz: I hope you like fish sticks.
Jax: Imagine if I was using a real weapon.
Master Yi: My blade...is yours.
Sona: ...
Teemo: Size doesn't mean everything
Warwick: It's only fun if they run...
Veigar: Once you go black magic...
Ziggs: This'll be a blast!


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Zion Fartin

Junior Member

01-09-2013

Girl you can call me Malphite. Cuz you made me ROCK SOLID.


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SexpressoMachine

Junior Member

01-09-2013

Varus: My Q isnt the only thing that enlarges when you cast it....