Your last played champ is now on their death bed

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Gods pet turtle

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07-15-2012

"Is that a rocket in your pocket?"


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Dragoonix

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07-15-2012

I shoulda.... Puhsed R

- Tryn


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SuperBubblesMan

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07-15-2012

The Death of a Teemo (Part two)




Garen- "Teemo, Teemo, where are you!"

Crys out Garen in search for his friend Teemo who had been fooled by the evil shaco yet again.

Lux- "He was just counter ganked by that shaco, right here, where could he have gone?"

Said lux shortly after TP'ing in on a near by Shroom

Garen- "Wait our Teemo was feed, he had just gotten a GA right...?"

Just then, light began to shine down on the river, the wind started to rush, and light was reflected off the glistening water! A shadow, then a faint outline! TEEMO WAS REBORN!

Teemo- "Haha Shaco, Deal with it!"

Taunted Teemo at the dead corpse of shaco.

Garen-
"Teemo, I was already typing QQ REPORT TEEMO. Wow, good job.

Lux- "Sorry I was late Teemo, I TP'ed right after I re-spawned"

Teemo- "Thats ok guys, scouts code says I cant be mad with you "

Garen- "Wait, I feel, feel a disturbance in the force..."

Thats when it happened, Amumu flashed into the river and ulted. He was followed by both Galio and Kennen. All three ults wrapped Garen, Teemo, and Lux down, dealing tons of damage.

Garen- "Its a Trap, run!"

Garen, having blown everthing on shaco pealed out, lux died very fast to Amumus tears. Teemo
ran into the river bush near bottom lane.


Teemo- "Awww man, I dont want to die now, not with my favorite scout pants like this"

Cryied the pissed stained pants Teemo to himself. Not a second after Teemo had becomed stealthed did the enemy team converge on his general location. Wild skill shots were chucked in Teemos direction. Will Teemo live, what will he due, stay tuned to part three!

------------GG-------------
A Tower Has been Destroyed!


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Shockbound

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07-15-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperBubblesMan View Post
The Death of a Teemo (Part two)




Garen- "Teemo, Teemo, where are you!"

Crys out Garen in search for his friend Teemo who had been fooled by the evil shaco yet again.

Lux- "He was just counter ganked by that shaco, right here, where could he have gone?"

Said lux shortly after TP'ing in on a near by Shroom

Garen- "Wait our Teemo was feed, he had just gotten a GA right...?"

Just then, light began to shine down on the river, the wind started to rush, and light was reflected off the glistening water! A shadow, then a faint outline! TEEMO WAS REBORN!

Teemo- "Haha Shaco, Deal with it!"

Taunted Teemo at the dead corpse of shaco.

Garen- "Teemo, I was already typing QQ REPORT TEEMO. Wow, good job.

Lux- "Sorry I was late Teemo, I TP'ed right after I re-spawned"

Teemo- "Thats ok guys, scouts code says I cant be mad with you "

Garen- "Wait, I feel, feel a disturbance in the force..."

Thats when it happened, Amumu flashed into the river and ulted. He was followed by both Galio and Kennen. All three ults wrapped Garen, Teemo, and Lux down, dealing tons of damage.

Garen- "Its a Trap, run!"

Garen, having blown everthing on shaco pealed out, lux died very fast to Amumus tears. Teemo
ran into the river bush near bottom lane.


Teemo- "Awww man, I dont want to die now, not with my favorite scout pants like this"

Cryied the pissed stained pants Teemo to himself. Not a second after Teemo had becomed stealthed did the enemy team converge on his general location. Wild skill shots were chucked in Teemos direction. Will Teemo live, what will he due, stay tuned to part three!

------------GG-------------
A Tower Has been Destroyed!
This was all I saw.

And what does this have to do with the last words of your last played champion?


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Jordan Mohan

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07-15-2012

"Nasus cannot escape....me...forever!...."


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Zodai

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07-15-2012

Later Shaco, only played ya once.


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Combat Rhombus

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07-15-2012

"Existence is pain."

-Urgot


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Fallen x Kira

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07-15-2012

"About to receive the ultimate 'EVE' nerf" - Xin 'Xaioh


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SuperBubblesMan

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07-15-2012

Death of a Teemo ( Part three )
As the whole enemy team converged on Teemo's general location, Teemo's Flash came off of CD

Teemo- "Trolololololol!"

Yelled Teemo in all chat as he Flashed over the wall and began to run back to base.

Amumu- "Come play with me!

Snapped back Amumu hitting the most pro Q sling ever, grabbing onto Teemo over the wall and pulling himself over.

Teemo- "Shrooms!"

Laughed Teemo as Amumu, even though slowly taking away his health with tears, had stepped on one of many shrooms in the area.

Amumu- "Thats ok, we can play later."

Teemo ran with speed of a hurican! He was lucky. He had made it out with 137 hea to spearlth. He had just made it back to his tower, starting to dance even, when it happened. Karhtus' ult channel began.

Teemo- "Oh no!"

Teemo thinking he was Scott free began to troll dance. If he hadn't taken that extra time to press shift3 he might have been able to make it back to the spawn pool and regen some health.

Knowing that he would soon be dead ...
["Looking towards the heavens, Teemo whispers: " I'll scout ahead."]

*BOOM*

---------------GG-----------------
PENTA KILL

Thank you Rot Shesho for the inspiration


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Jenvas

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07-15-2012

was ashe. who'd care?