Ask Jayce anything.

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Valorans Outlaw

Senior Member

09-09-2012

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Originally Posted by Elic Roland View Post
how much does it cost to fire that weapon?
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.

Jayce inspects his gun...

Oh my god, who touched Sarah. WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

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Originally Posted by Shibblets View Post
I find it strange that you indeed are quite handsome, Jayce, but for some reason it feels more like plain eye candy. Do you perhaps have an anti-chick magnet?
I can assure you I am not an "anti-chick magnet".

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jayce how do you feel about you never being played by anyone anymore?

I'm still summoned, summoner.


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Great Aether

Senior Member

09-09-2012

Your gun's name is Sarah?

O.o o.O

On another note, what do you think about Heimerdinger,
or Viktor,
or Rumble,
or Ziggs,
or Orianna,
or Blitzcrank,
or Amumu?


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Valorans Outlaw

Senior Member

09-09-2012

You got a problem with it?

Also, don't ask so many questions, sir.


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Shibblets

Senior Member

09-09-2012

I would just like to comment on how fabulous it is to run through your speed portal. Makes me feel so happy~ and jealous at the same time. Would you be a sweetheart and make one for me? I'll eventually pay it off.


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Ask the Defender

Senior Member

09-12-2012

((Well, I guess I'm taking over this thread now, since the old Jayce left...))


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Ask the Defender

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09-12-2012

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Originally Posted by Shibblets View Post
I would just like to comment on how fabulous it is to run through your speed portal. Makes me feel so happy~ and jealous at the same time. Would you be a sweetheart and make one for me? I'll eventually pay it off.
"I can do just that, but where would you put it? If you put it inside a house it would accelerate you so fast, that you would crash into a wall. My gates don't work like they do on the Fields, but they are perfect for rapid acceleration in races.

Now about the costs..."

((I'm really bad at this .-.))


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Ask the Herald

Member

09-12-2012

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Originally Posted by Ask the Defender View Post
"I can do just that, but where would you put it? If you put it inside a house it would accelerate you so fast, that you would crash into a wall. My gates don't work like they do on the Fields, but they are perfect for rapid acceleration in races.

Now about the costs..."

((I'm really bad at this .-.))
{{ Eh. I've had several rivals, as there've been multiple Jayces. You could do worse. }}


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Ask the Defender

Senior Member

09-12-2012

((Bump, I'm really bad aren't I D: Just sleepy I guess.))


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Dirilan

Senior Member

09-12-2012

A letter arrived in Jayce's place. The contents of the letter was this following.

Dear Defender of Tomorrow,

I would ask, why they have called you the defender of tomorrow, why not the defender of yesterday?

-Signed, a random summoner with a owl


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Ask the Defender

Senior Member

09-12-2012

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A letter arrived in Jayce's place. The contents of the letter was this following.

Dear Defender of Tomorrow,

I would ask, why they have called you the defender of tomorrow, why not the defender of yesterday?

-Signed, a random summoner with a owl
Jayce notices the letter and reads it, with a hint of offense. He replies back to the letter, saying:

"Piltover trusts me to protect their (bright) future from evil, with my latest hextech weapons. I can't be protecting much if I'm protecting the past."