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Ask Lux(anna)

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Ask Talon

Member

09-10-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
Lux gasped.

"No!" She protested. "Valoran has had enough death!"



I doubt that Luxanna.


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

09-10-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
Lux gasped.

"No!" She protested. "Valoran has had enough death!"


"Fine, fine."

The execution device fades away.

"You know, blasting people with a laser can kill them. It especially hurts if you're sensitive to sunlight." Evelynn grumbles and rubs her sternum, recalling the last League match where she and Lux were paired against one another.


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Dear Luxanna

Senior Member

09-10-2012

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Ask Talon:
I doubt that Luxanna.

"Why do you have to give Noxus a bad name by spouting that drivel?" Lux asked quizzically. "You can be a good man, why do you hide it behind a veil of violent depravity?"

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Vinyl Bot:
"Fine, fine."

The execution device fades away.

"You know, blasting people with a laser can kill them. It especially hurts if you're sensitive to sunlight." Evelynn grumbles and rubs her sternum, recalling the last League match where she and Lux were paired against one another.

"That's kind of the point." Lux said, somewhat awkwardly. "It's not like I enjoy it, but... wait, you're sensitive to sunlight?"


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

09-10-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
"That's kind of the point." Lux said, somewhat awkwardly. "It's not like I enjoy it, but... wait, you're sensitive to sunlight?"


"The bruise-colored skin didn't give it away?"


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Dear Luxanna

Senior Member

09-10-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
"The bruise-colored skin didn't give it away?"

"Oh." Lux said, looking over Evelynn's body. "I thought that was just a side effect from people really powerful with dark magics. You know, Morgana, LeBlanc, Varus, Ryze, you..."


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

09-10-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
"Oh." Lux said, looking over Evelynn's body. "I thought that was just a side effect from people really powerful with dark magics. You know, Morgana, LeBlanc, Varus, Ryze, you..."


"I was born looking like this." Evelynn crosses her arms and shoots Lux an accusatory glare. "Are you a bigot against blue, Lux?"


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Ask Talon

Member

09-10-2012

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"Why do you have to give Noxus a bad name by spouting that drivel?" Lux asked quizzically. "You can be a good man, why do you hide it behind a veil of violent depravity?"


Demacia and Noxus are cities founded on death. I speak only the truth, not depravity.


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Ask Brolaf

Senior Member

09-10-2012

Bro!

Guess what I had put up in the institute's art hall?

-Brolaf, the Beerzerker


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Dear Luxanna

Senior Member

09-10-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
"I was born looking like this." Evelynn crosses her arms and shoots Lux an accusatory glare. "Are you a bigot against blue, Lux?"

"N-not at all!" Lux protested. "I'm sorry!"

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Ask Talon:
Demacia and Noxus are cities founded on death. I speak only the truth, not depravity.

"Our pasts are nothing to celebrate, but there's no reason to flaunt it!" Lux admonished. "Honor the dead, bury the mistakes, and move on towards a brighter future!"

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Ask Brolaf:
Bro!

Guess what I had put up in the institute's art hall?

-Brolaf, the Beerzerker

Lux gasps, her face turning red.

"THAT WAS YOU, BRO?!" She exclaimed.


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Ask Irie

Senior Member

09-10-2012

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Ask Brolaf:
Bro!

Guess what I had put up in the institute's art hall?

-Brolaf, the Beerzerker



((Think that's bad? Translate the jap for something truly truly.. outrageous))