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Ask Lux(anna)

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Ask Shyvana

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09-12-2012

Hello, Luxanna. I've been invited to a birthday party for Riven, and I would like very much for you to attend with me. September 13 at the Du Couteau summer home on the outskirts of Noxus. No need to bring anything.


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Heil Teemo

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09-12-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
"O-of course not!" Lux stuttered, embarrassed. "Klarth and I haven't... stop it!"


"So sensitive," Evelynn sticks out her tongue as she rummages through Lux's kitchen cabinets. "You do drink, don't you?" Evelynn paused and looked up at her hostess over the lip of the refrigerator door. "You're legal, right?"


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Dear Luxanna

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09-12-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
Hello, Luxanna. I've been invited to a birthday party for Riven, and I would like very much for you to attend with me. September 13 at the Du Couteau summer home on the outskirts of Noxus. No need to bring anything.

"Katarina's place? In Noxus?" Lux asked, uncertainly. "Well... alright, if you're invited, sure! I'll come with you. Looking forward to it, Shyvana~!"

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Vinyl Bot:
"So sensitive," Evelynn sticks out her tongue as she rummages through Lux's kitchen cabinets. "You do drink, don't you?" Evelynn paused and looked up at her hostess over the lip of the refrigerator door. "You're legal, right?"

"I don't like alcohol." Lux said. "It tastes so bad, I don't get why anyone touches the stuff. If you're thirsty, I've got water, tea, and energy drinks. Try the Red Rain, it's really good~."


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Heil Teemo

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09-12-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
"Katarina's place? In Noxus?" Lux asked, uncertainly. "Well... alright, if you're invited, sure! I'll come with you. Looking forward to it, Shyvana~!"


"I don't like alcohol." Lux said. "It tastes so bad, I don't get why anyone touches the stuff. If you're thirsty, I've got water, tea, and energy drinks. Try the Red Rain, it's really good~."


Evelynn picked up a can of Red Rain, gave Lux a lopsided grin, and took a swig. "Mm... well, it's not booze, but I suppose if we drank enough of these, we'd get just as incoherent." Evelynn underhanded Lux a can and walked back with her to the living room. "So, tell me about your boyfriend. Is he nice? From a good family? A virgin?"


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Dear Luxanna

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09-12-2012

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Evelynn picked up a can of Red Rain, gave Lux a lopsided grin, and took a swig. "Mm... well, it's not booze, but I suppose if we drank enough of these, we'd get just as incoherent." Evelynn underhanded Lux a can and walked back with her to the living room. "So, tell me about your boyfriend. Is he nice? From a good family? A virgin?"

Lux happily caught the can, opened it, and drank some. But she almost spit some out at Eve's last question.

"S-stop asking about that!" She protested. "He's a really nice guy~..." She smiled, flushing. "He's not from nobility, but I'm sure he came from a very nice family."


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Heil Teemo

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09-12-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
Lux happily caught the can, opened it, and drank some. But she almost spit some out at Eve's last question.

"S-stop asking about that!" She protested. "He's a really nice guy~..." She smiled, flushing. "He's not from nobility, but I'm sure he came from a very nice family."


"He hasn't introduced you to his family yet? Have you not been dating long?"

Evelynn loved syrupy girl talk, so she quashed the intimate questions for the time being. She didn't want to scare the poor girl into a catatonic state, after all.


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Razie

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09-12-2012

I'll make sure to try to learn a champions magic then. Starting with Ryze, I would try yours but light magic seems too tough for a first.


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Dear Luxanna

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09-13-2012

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"He hasn't introduced you to his family yet? Have you not been dating long?"

Evelynn loved syrupy girl talk, so she quashed the intimate questions for the time being. She didn't want to scare the poor girl into a catatonic state, after all.

"We only just started dating." Lux said sheepishly."We were kind of seeing each other years ago, but it wasn't official then."

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Razmig:
I'll make sure to try to learn a champions magic then. Starting with Ryze, I would try yours but light magic seems too tough for a first.

"Yeah, more traditional magic is the easiest to start with." Lux said, with a nod. She smiled brightly. "Good luck~!"


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Heil Teemo

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09-13-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
"We only just started dating." Lux said sheepishly."We were kind of seeing each other years ago, but it wasn't official then."


Evelynn swooned and took another sip of her energy drink. This stuff was pretty good, though no substitute for a good red wine. "Ah, young love. You're such a lucky girl, Lux. I hope you both make each other very happy for years to come."


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AskPantheon

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09-13-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
...Rakkor often go naked?


Of course not. I simply was making a point about how often I am criticized for what I wear.