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Ask Katarina

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Ask Talon

Member

06-30-2012

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Okay, so the other Kat and I had a chat with each other that ended up with both of us naked, sweaty, and moanin-


Wait a moanment...

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with us dipping our tongues into each other from time to time for hot, sweaty,


...

How did I not sense this disturbance in the Force?


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Ask the Herald

Member

06-30-2012

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Ask Katarina:
Okay, so the other Kat and I had a chat with each other that ended up with both of us naked, sweaty, and moanin-


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Katárina:
with us dipping our tongues into each other from time to time for hot, sweaty, - belthazor who has all of the footage of the hot and sexy side of our meeting.


{{ I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening!!!! }}


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Katárina

Senior Member

07-01-2012

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Lord of Apoc:
Most of the time I kill out of absolute rage so finesse is not what I care about. I care more about how mutilated the corpse is when found. And have you ever tried to electrocute a duck and watch them have a seizure in front of you.


Then you have no control. You're as low as a simple barbarian. Killing in a fit of rage is the work of a simple murderer or idiot.

Control makes it all that much easier. You do not tire yourself on useless swings. You keep in mind what is around you, so you do not end up with a dagger behind your shoulderblades.

You are a fool of a warrior and a man to think rage induced killing is good.

...but yes I have electrocuted a duck before. It was a good way to get it prepared for dinner... though the burned and melted feathers made it stink.

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Ask the Herald:
Viktor nods, holding his arms out to his sides as a show of good faith.

"Yes. I assure you, I am no pervert. I have evolved beyond the disgusting pleasures of the flesh, and I only wish to obtain simple information. An image of you adorned in your Kitty attire is one of the most valuable sources of information one can obtain. Have you heard the saying, a picture is worth a thousand words?"


Katarina stares at Viktor, her eyes blink disbelieving for a moment.

Then why request the kitty outfit?

Her voice is deadpanned.


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

07-01-2012

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Okay, so the other Kat and I had a chat with each other that ended up with both of us naked, sweaty, and moanin


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with us dipping our tongues into each other from time to time for hot, sweaty,


I....I....I don't get it.


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Katárina

Senior Member

07-01-2012

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Ask the Monkey:
I....I....I don't get it.


Well what does it sound like you stupid monkey?

Katarina rolls her eyes with a small shake of her head.


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

07-01-2012

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Katárina:
Well what does it sound like you stupid monkey?

Katarina rolls her eyes with a small shake of her head.


I don't know. Ice cream? That's why I said that I don't get it....cause I don't get it.


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Katárina

Senior Member

07-01-2012

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Ask the Monkey:
I don't know. Ice cream? That's why I said that I don't get it....cause I don't get it.


This is just too good.

Katarina laughs and shakes her head at the monkey.

The monkey thinks he's people.


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

07-01-2012

What does this have to......ah just forget it. You're an......a.....a .....a.......a.......A SOMETHING!


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Ask the Herald

Member

07-01-2012

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Katárina:
Katarina stares at Viktor, her eyes blink disbelieving for a moment.

Then why request the kitty outfit?

Her voice is deadpanned.


......Very well, I will reveal the truth...

I wish to compile an album of photos taken of the various female champions in their more fetishistic outfits and sell them for the benefit of abused women across Valoran. All proceeds will go to various charities who wish to help battered women.


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Midnight Firefox

Senior Member

07-01-2012

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......Very well, I will reveal the truth...

I wish to compile an album of photos taken of the various female champions in their more fetishistic outfits and sell them for the benefit of abused women across Valoran. All proceeds will go to various charities who wish to help battered women.


I will use my powers as a summoner both financial and social to allow this to succeed.