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Ask The Minions

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Jaykoboy

Senior Member

08-09-2012

Meet Malphite. This Malphite likes his Tiamats. He likes them so much that he bought four of them. He also got a pair of Berserker's Greaves and a Bloodthirster.

What do you do when you see something like that bearing down on you?


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Ask A Treant

Senior Member

08-09-2012

Minions,

Why do you always get in the %!@#^!@#$ing way of my saplings? Don't you know they're NOT meant for you?


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Unique Traveler

Senior Member

08-10-2012

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Ask A Treant:
Minions,

Why do you always get in the %!@#^!@#$ing way of my saplings? Don't you know they're NOT meant for you?


THAT'S why you hate it when i play against you on the field...Well, I thank thee minions.


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Ask A Treant

Senior Member

08-10-2012

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Shen Gaoren:
THAT'S why you hate it when i play against you on the field...Well, I thank thee minions.


Please, if I were reliant on only saplings to kill you then I wouldn't deserve to fight.

It's just annoying.


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

08-10-2012

Quote:
Shen Gaoren:
THAT'S why you hate it when i play against you on the field...Well, I thank thee minions.


((Why is there a giant crustacean in the boards, AND WHY HAVE I NOT MADE ARMOR OUT OF IT?))


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Ask Brolaf

Senior Member

08-10-2012

((I don't wanna be a giant **** or anything, but this thread isn't allowed. No, it's not because I hate you. It's because the minions aren't sentient. They're constructs. They don't have lives or personalities. This has been established in the lore.))