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Corrupt a Wish!

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Shinozaki Ayumi

Senior Member

06-11-2012

Woah...

You get your eraser that never runs out, never smudges, and works on both pencil AND pen, that you have complete control over, that's also exactly one inch wide, half an inch thick, and two inches long. It's also pink, and doesn't have graffiti written on it, But It's too heavy to carry!

I want epic Gear.


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Dark Djiin Artie

Member

06-11-2012

*Ninja'd

Well, you get epic gear, but it only lasts for five hours.

I wished that dividing by zero was okay!


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Jaykoboy

Senior Member

06-11-2012

((/facepalm...shoulda thought of that.))

Alright, you get epic gear. But the second you put it on, it latches onto you and stabs millions of molecular knives into every inch of your body, causing you to be in intense pain for the rest of your life.

I wish for a normal, everyday pretzel with no strings attached. I'm hungry.

*Ninja'ed.


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shadowsark614

Senior Member

06-11-2012

Quote:
Jaykoboy:
((/facepalm...shoulda thought of that.))

Alright, you get epic gear. But the second you put it on, it latches onto you and stabs millions of molecular knives into every inch of your body, causing you to be in intense pain for the rest of your life.

I wish for a normal, everyday pretzel with no strings attached. I'm hungry.

*Ninja'ed.


You get your pretzel but it has no salt on it.

I wish for a funny joke.


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Jaykoboy

Senior Member

06-11-2012

((Be glad I love saltless pretzels. The salt on most of them hurts my mouth, scratches it up too much.))

You're now the butt of said funny joke.

I wish that I had tickets to a Daft Punk concert!


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AskKarthus

Senior Member

06-11-2012

Quote:
shadowsark614:
You get your pretzel but it has no salt on it.

I wish for a funny joke.


You get an anti-joke.

I wish to go to Australia.


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Shinozaki Ayumi

Senior Member

06-11-2012

You get your tickets to Daft Punk, ((Love them btw.)) But they burn up in your pocket and you can't get in!

I want an Xbox that won't explode, And nothing bad will happen to it, It's easy to carry, and Is Normal, And Has all the necessary things to it.


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Jaykoboy

Senior Member

06-11-2012

You get your Xbox. It gets the red ring of death. Shame.

I want to chill with Karthus for the day.


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

06-11-2012

Quote:
iFGrey:
You get your tickets to Daft Punk, ((Love them btw.)) But they burn up in your pocket and you can't get in!

I want an Xbox that won't explode, And nothing bad will happen to it, It's easy to carry, and Is Normal, And Has all the necessary things to it.
Granted, but as long as you have the XBox your house doesn't get electricity.
I wish I could write a popular novel.


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MysticalRaven

Senior Member

06-11-2012

Granted, But the writing it kills you.

I wish for a puppet show.