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One year and a half ago I propositioned a skin idea the likes of which few mortals could comprehend. It was a simpler time, a time of Tanky DPS, a time in which the Widowmaker known as Eveylnn could emerge from shadows and stun an unwary foe. A time before Blind Monks, Mechanized Menaces, and Crystal Vanguards.
In this time our League of Legends community was of a more simple-minded stock. They focused on other skin ideas of a more basic fare. Instead of attempting innovation we merely shortchanged ourselves with ideas such as Green/Blue/Red Alistar, or Lavender/Baby's Breath/Whisper White Karthus.
Afraid of a cut from the new cloth Summoners were perhaps wary of my idea's deliciously succulent man flesh, or perhaps so stimulated to the point of complete mind-wipe.
Summoners, I have now seen that as a community we have come to a turning point in our history. We have changed our perception and scope of the idea of skins, to accommodate much more grandiose visions.
I now believe Riot has the tools to bring my vision to life, we as a community are ready for the seemingly impossible.
We are ready for Sexy Urgot.
As one absorbs the golden rays of the Taric Sun it is recommended one accompanies the viewing of the piece with this song: