Ask Ryze

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poponastick

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05-07-2012

(Before you begin to complain about not having an "Ask X" as my name, know that I am in the process of leveling the smurf, and I should hopefully have it to level 5 by this Friday if time and schedule allow. I have, however, seen a few "Ask" threads without "Ask X" so hopefully it shouldn't be too much of a problem.)

Well? Apparently you people like to learn and ask questions. So let's go, let's go! Ask away!

Oh, but one caveat:
I refuse to answer any question related to the Scroll on my back other than to say what is written in it is an abomination.


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Bright Oblivion

Senior Member

05-07-2012

Ryze,

Nice to see that you've joined this craze too. You aren't still mad about my setting a few of your bookcases on fire, are you? It was a bad day, and I took your interest in my magics as a sign that you would try to probe my head, too. I wasn't in the mood. I trust no irreplaceable books were burned?

-Sigmund Ulfricsson

((Basic background: Sigmund has a set of keys he can use to make doors to anywhere another door exists. When he first came to the Institute, a summoner tried to probe his mind without warning. It ticked him off, he opened a random door, found himself in Ryze's library. After a great deal of insisting on the Rogue Mage's part regarding finding out how Sigmund got there, Sigmund shot a few fireballs and left. They've been on iffy terms ever since. Glad you could join us, Ryze.))


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

05-07-2012

*Reads last line of text*
So, what you are saying is that we should ask about the scroll? I'm such a genius.
Tell me about the scroll.


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Ask Grªves

Senior Member

05-07-2012

If yer' so powerful with arcane magic, why dont you use some of it to make yer' head a normal size? Yer' ****ed easy to shoot at with a head like that...


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Orihara lzaya

Senior Member

05-07-2012

You are a pitiful excuse for a master of the arcane.
You call what you do magic? I'll show you real magic.

~The Magus Ascendant~


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

05-07-2012

**** just got real!!!


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poponastick

Member

05-07-2012

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Originally Posted by Bright Oblivion View Post
Ryze,

Nice to see that you've joined this craze too. You aren't still mad about my setting a few of your bookcases on fire, are you? It was a bad day, and I took your interest in my magics as a sign that you would try to probe my head, too. I wasn't in the mood. I trust no irreplaceable books were burned?

-Sigmund Ulfricsson

((Basic background: Sigmund has a set of keys he can use to make doors to anywhere another door exists. When he first came to the Institute, a summoner tried to probe his mind without warning. It ticked him off, he opened a random door, found himself in Ryze's library. After a great deal of insisting on the Rogue Mage's part regarding finding out how Sigmund got there, Sigmund shot a few fireballs and left. They've been on iffy terms ever since. Glad you could join us, Ryze.))
All of the destroyed books contained knowledge that, though not common, can be found elsewhere and replicated. The special books that I really care about could not be destroyed in such a rudimentary way. I accept your apology, and I understand how irksome summoners can be sometimes, Not one day into the League I was badgered with "What is on the scroll?" "Can I look at the scroll?" "Let us form an alliance and learn the power of the scroll!" Stupid simpletons...

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Originally Posted by Ask the Monkey View Post
*Reads last line of text*
So, what you are saying is that we should ask about the scroll? I'm such a genius.
Tell me about the scroll.
I will only tell you that no one should ever learn its contents, that it cannot be removed from my back, and that killing me to obtain it is foolish as I have cast a spell on it so that its contents will be unreadable upon my death.

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Originally Posted by Ask Grves View Post
If yer' so powerful with arcane magic, why dont you use some of it to make yer' head a normal size? Yer' ****ed easy to shoot at with a head like that...
A large head for a large brain, foolish outlaw.

Also, I think you'd find it difficult to shoot me when your body is being destroyed at the molecular level by my magics.

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Originally Posted by Riniac View Post
You are a pitiful excuse for a master of the arcane.
You call what you do magic? I'll show you real magic.

~The Magus Ascendant~
Right back at ya!

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Originally Posted by Ask the Monkey View Post
**** just got real!!!
It has always been real, Monkey.


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Ask Grªves

Senior Member

05-07-2012

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A large head for a large brain, foolish outlaw.

Also, I think you'd find it difficult to shoot me when your body is being destroyed at the molecular level by my magics.
Keep talkin'. Ah done cleaned yer' plow pleanty o' times on the Fields.


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poponastick

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05-07-2012

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Keep talkin'. Ah done cleaned yer' plow pleanty o' times on the Fields.
As I have to you as well. Now if you're done trying to turn my room of discussion into a pissing contest, kindly escort yourself elsewhere. Unless of course, you have something of value to add, which, knowing you and your simple mind, you don't.


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poponastick

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05-07-2012

(shameless self bump, don't want this thread to get lost this early)


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