Ask Cassiopeia

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AskPantheon

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05-03-2012

Your toilet paper? What a strange offering of affection.


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Ask the Monkey

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05-03-2012

You should know that I finished 10 pages just with your puns.
And combine that with her hate for you.....I would think twice if I were you.


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AskPantheon

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05-03-2012

I do not fear you or her.


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ColossusCrusher

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05-03-2012

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And just how do you know this? Is this some sort of trick?

((Admiral Ackbar has something to say...))
What? You accuse me of trickery? I would never do something like that! If you're lucky Taric's sister will be there. I hear she's quite the catch.

Thoughts: Hah, *sister* indeed.

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I have only one response for that:
I shall give Cassiopeia "The paper".
You remember it, don't you?
And what, pray tell, is "The paper"? I would like to know.

-The Serpent's Embrace


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Ask the Monkey

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05-03-2012

"The Paper" was a peice of paper full of champion puns.
But now it has 50 pages with a 12 page section full of Pantheon puns.


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Ask Ezreal

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05-03-2012

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Uh, I don't lack bananas. But seriously, I'm walking through the Institute and some summoners talked about you liking Ezreal's magical banana. I figured that magic bananas can't be poisoned, but I am curious about that banana, why was it offensive?
I heard some summoners talk about how a certain monkey likes getting shot in the head.

Cassiopia, would you mind giving me a small poison sample, I need to make an anti-venom for the some of the snakes in the plague jungles.


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Ask Shyvana

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05-03-2012

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I have no quarrel with Demacia beyond those required of my station. Demacian diplomats are worthy opponents, and seducing them was always one of my favored activities. Apart from governance, our states are not very different - both are militarized, major powers of Valoran, and we both know that full warfare would be fatal. I enjoy playing the game of intrigue. To test my wits against Demacia's finest negotiators would be a fine day indeed. Some of them would come crawling back for more, I know it. I leave the more visceral hatred of Demacia to my sister and the more martially minded.
Yes. In the interest of civility, I've considered asking something of your sister in her column, but I suspect very little good would come of it. I'm rather surprised at your stance, though. I would have thought, growing up in Noxus, you'd have stronger opinions. But I suspect you hate Freljord far more, considering...

On that note, I must ask, are you still upset at your transformation?


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Ask the Monkey

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05-03-2012

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I heard some summoners talk about how a certain monkey likes getting shot in the head.

Cassiopia, would you mind giving me a small poison sample, I need to make an anti-venom for the some of the snakes in the plague jungles.
Now that you mention it, I could show you around the jungle, it's been so long since I was there. Who knows, you might find some treasure there.
Perhaps even an golden banana that can vibrate.
It could warm up your lonely nights.

-The Paper, page 6, paragraph 3.


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Ask Ezreal

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05-03-2012

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Now that you mention it, I could show you around the jungle, it's been so long since I was there. Who knows, you might find some treasure there.
Perhaps even an golden banana that can vibrate.
It could warm up your lonely nights.

-The Paper, page 6, paragraph 3.
Funny, you know exactly where all the golden bananas that can vibrate are. Hmmm weird....well guess the monkey just loves his naners that much.


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AskPantheon

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05-03-2012

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What? You accuse me of trickery? I would never do something like that! If you're lucky Taric's sister will be there. I hear she's quite the catch.

Thoughts: Hah, *sister* indeed.

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Try harder.