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Ask Cassiopeia

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IS1f3fa8618db45ff0a17b9

Senior Member

10-27-2012

I simply had to, darling. I was far too curious for my own good. Thank you, and I do hope your condition clears up some day. You were so very beautiful once. I remember how your hair fell about your shoulders, it was enviable.

Tah for now.


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Armored Rammus

Senior Member

10-28-2012

Rammus got the whole deal on tape, having slid the camera through the door. Once they got out, Rammus immediately went to that room to discover that it became a huge mess reeking of adult human smell. The good thing is, they didn't destroy the camera.

Still, given how he initially did that for the heck of being a movie director and nothing else, he would go to Miss Fortune and Cassiopeia and show them an edited version of the tape, featuring everything, especially the juicy cuts. He had no interest in distributing the film anyway, he got enough cash to buy whatever he wants.


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Dear Luxanna

Senior Member

10-28-2012

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ColossusCrusher:
Well, yes, Luxanna. It was a harsh lesson, but an important one. Pray that you do not have to learn it as I did.

I already know what it's like to be treated as less than what you are... *sighs*


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

10-28-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
I already know what it's like to be treated as less than what you are... *sighs*


*Evelynn slides in and hugs Lux*


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Dear Luxanna

Senior Member

10-28-2012

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Evelicious:
*Evelynn slides in and hugs Lux*

EEP! ... *hugs*


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

10-28-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
EEP! ... *hugs*


"Hey, cutie. Hanging out with Cass now? Trying to pick up some lessons in sexiness?" Evelynn begins to rub Lux's thigh. "You know, I can show you all sorts of fun things..."


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Dear Luxanna

Senior Member

10-29-2012

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Evelicious:
"Hey, cutie. Hanging out with Cass now? Trying to pick up some lessons in sexiness?" Evelynn begins to rub Lux's thigh. "You know, I can show you all sorts of fun things..."

"Hey! Stop it stop it!" Lux shrieked, swatting Eve's hand off. "I-I-I just came to ask Cass that question, that's all!"


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

10-29-2012

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ColossusCrusher:
(That's why I skipped it, dummy. )

I polish them after every bath, if you truly must know.

...as in... with... shiny liquid... rubbing all over your tail...?


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

10-29-2012

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Dear Luxanna:
"Hey! Stop it stop it!" Lux shrieked, swatting Eve's hand off. "I-I-I just came to ask Cass that question, that's all!"


"Ask away. Pretend like I'm not even here."

Evelynn's hand had migrated from Lux's thigh to her belly.


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ColossusCrusher

Senior Member

10-29-2012

Evelynn, stop it. Never force someone. Even I have my standards, and as long as you're here too, you'll abide by them.

And yes, Sarah, it involves shiny liquid on my tail. Are you jealous?