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Ask Cassiopeia

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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

08-12-2012

I'm EDUCATING Cassiopeia. Just because she seduces men for a living doesn't mean she can't have a little pillow talk afterwards.


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

08-12-2012

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Ask Fortune:
I'm EDUCATING Cassiopeia. Just because she seduces men for a living doesn't mean she can't have a little pillow talk afterwards.


I know how good you are with the tongue. I won't let you talk me around until it seems that whatever you are doing is right. I'm leaving and telling her of your dishonor!


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

08-12-2012

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Katárina:
There you are Cassi.... I have something to discuss with you, regarding that slime Jericho.

The fool is attempting to strip my military rank and all honor from our house. Find out what you can, hmn? After all, you're always ever so charming.


Tell us if he transforms during. I'm disgustedly curious.

((Swain is a stone cold pimp.))


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

08-12-2012

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Ask the Monkey:
I know how good you are with the tongue. I won't let you talk me around until it seems that whatever you are doing is right. I'm leaving and telling her of your dishonor!

*throws a pillow at Wukong*

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Ask the Megling:
Tell us if he transforms during. I'm disgustedly curious.

((Swain is a stone cold pimp.))

(Oh please, as if LeBlanc lets him even look at other women.)


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Ask Tyrant Swain

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08-12-2012

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Ask Fortune:
(Oh please, as if LeBlanc lets him even look at other women.)


((You could talk to her a bit. ''Educate'' her. I mean, what kind of pimp has no *****es?))


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

08-12-2012

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Ask Tyrant Swain:
((You could talk to her a bit. ''Educate'' her. I mean, what kind of pimp has no *****es?))

(Problem is, Cass is like the only Noxian woman who wouldn't cut him in half for even suggesting it. xD)


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Ask Tyrant Swain

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08-12-2012

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Ask Fortune:
(Problem is, Cass is like the only Noxian woman who wouldn't cut him in half for even suggesting it. xD)


((Pff. They are all his *****es. They just don't know it yet, and luckily, neither does LB))


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

08-12-2012

(I'm telling LB.)


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Ask Tyrant Swain

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08-12-2012

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Ask Fortune:
(I'm telling LB.)


((I'm not scared of her. Pfff.
But I would appreciate you not telling her, if you don't want me to eat you with a side of mustard.))


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Ask Fortune

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08-12-2012

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Ask Tyrant Swain:
((I'm not scared of her. Pfff.
But I would appreciate you not telling her, if you don't want me to eat you with a side of mustard.))

(Mustard?! The standard Bilgewater condiment is soy sauce. Get some culture, limpy.)