Welcome to the Forum Archive!

Years of conversation fill a ton of digital pages, and we've kept all of it accessible to browse or copy over. Whether you're looking for reveal articles for older champions, or the first time that Rammus rolled into an "OK" thread, or anything in between, you can find it here. When you're finished, check out the boards to join in the latest League of Legends discussions.

GO TO BOARDS


Do you wish to cast away your weak flesh in exchange for superior steel?

Yes 124 47.88%
No 80 30.89%
Not certain 55 21.24%
Voters 259 .

Inquiries to the Herald of Hexmachination

Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ømën

Senior Member

12-16-2012

Quote:
Butts:
"Umm, hi Vickie.
I was talking to Jayce and he... obviously didn't understand or something, so I'm bringing this question to you.
What is the... uhh...
*sharp intake of breath*
W-What does the future hold for butts?"

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME OR TURN ME AWAY LIKE HE DID!
BUTTS ARE IMPORTANT!
I'M SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU!

*the summoner looks like she is about to burst into tears*

-Butts


Machine herald, I wish to inquire about your hatred for my brothers and sisters and our childr-

...

I... I can't... what...

I will return with my Inquiry at another time.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ask the Herald

Member

12-16-2012

{{ .___. }}


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Butts

Senior Member

12-16-2012

Quote:
Ask the Herald:
Viktor is very confused by this inquiry.

"I don't think I understand what you're trying to ask, here."


Well... A butt is...

*The summoner screws up her face in concentration*
Surely you know what a butt is Vickie, all scientists have tried to make a robo-butt at some~ point in their lives...

Oh... well... A butt is the thing between your legs, the one that isn't your fusion rod anyway.

Now, are there any significant technophomorphical advancements in the ever so important field, of, butts?


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ask the Herald

Member

12-16-2012

Quote:
Butts:
Well... A butt is...

*The summoner screws up her face in concentration*
Surely you know what a butt is Vickie, all scientists have tried to make a robo-butt at some~ point in their lives...

Oh... well... A butt is the thing between your legs, the one that isn't your fusion rod anyway.

Now, are there any significant technophomorphical advancements in the ever so important field, of, butts?


Viktor stares forward completely motionless.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Butts

Senior Member

12-17-2012

Quote:
Ask the Herald:
Viktor stares forward completely motionless.


Oh! Do you not have a butt? I didn't know, I...

Ok, I'm leaving...

I'M SO SORRY!

*clumsily runs away*


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ømën

Senior Member

12-17-2012

Herald I have come here again, to ask you...

Is... is she gone? Because I...

Quote:
Butts:



Do you not have a butt?





I can't

I can't even

I can't.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ask the Herald

Member

12-17-2012

Viktor simply sits behind his metal desk, staring at the only way into his office without moving a single inch.

"...."


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ask the Herald

Member

12-19-2012

{{ Bump }}


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ask the Herald

Member

12-19-2012

{{ Bump }}


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ask Orichan

Senior Member

12-20-2012

*Orianna smiles at Ball before turning to Viktor.*

Viktor if you want you can be a candidate on our show. Ori is sure someone nice will want to meet you.