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Do you wish to cast away your weak flesh in exchange for superior steel?

Yes 124 47.88%
No 80 30.89%
Not certain 55 21.24%
Voters 259 .

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Ask the Herald

Member

05-19-2012

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TheWinrawr:
About your gravitation field device...

Could you make another one that has 100 times its power?

I'm sure it'd crush people until they're thinner than their shadows.


...You've been privy to the condition that we Champions of the League are given certain restrictions, yes? Well, my own inventions, as dictated by my contract with the Institute of War, have had their output usage reduced to 35% at maximum on the Fields of Justice. Outside of these skirmishes, my inventions are more powerful and do far more than I used them on the Fields for.


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

05-20-2012

I believe you have some explaining to do, machine man. I found a tape recorder attached to my cape with a V on it. Would you care to explain how it got there?

Maybe I phrased that too nicely.

You have ten seconds to live unless you tell me exactly why it was there.


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

05-20-2012

Hey, dead man, I got bored of Pantheon so I came here to annoy you.


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Ask the Herald

Member

05-20-2012

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AskPantheon:
I believe you have some explaining to do, machine man. I found a tape recorder attached to my cape with a V on it. Would you care to explain how it got there?

Maybe I phrased that too nicely.

You have ten seconds to live unless you tell me exactly why it was there.

.....Ah. So that's what that was used for. Simple subterfuge. At any rate, I did in fact craft this device. However, I did not plant it upon your personage. That would be.....Well, actually, telling you who likely did would violate consumer rights.

But I can tell you that someone really wanted to spy on you. I would suggest you retrace your steps to uncover the culprit.

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Ask the Monkey:
Hey, dead man, I got bored of Pantheon so I came here to annoy you.


.....Ah. So you did. I grow weary of your incessant narcissism, simian.


{{ Note to all: I may alter my portrayal of Viktor to more closely fit any new lore that may be released about him. }}


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Rawrwott

Senior Member

05-20-2012

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Ask the Herald:
.....Ah. So that's what that was used for. Simple subterfuge. At any rate, I did in fact craft this device. However, I did not plant it upon your personage. That would be.....Well, actually, telling you who likely did would violate consumer rights.

But I can tell you that someone really wanted to spy on you. I would suggest you retrace your steps to uncover the culprit.


...You should check for fingerprints on that thing.


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

05-20-2012

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Ask the Herald:
.....Ah. So that's what that was used for. Simple subterfuge. At any rate, I did in fact craft this device. However, I did not plant it upon your personage. That would be.....Well, actually, telling you who likely did would violate consumer rights.

But I can tell you that someone really wanted to spy on you. I would suggest you retrace your steps to uncover the culprit.


Tell me now if you wish to live.


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Ask the Herald

Member

05-20-2012

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AskPantheon:
Tell me now if you wish to live.


....I find it quite amusing and futile that you are presuming to threaten someone of my caliber. I will not submit to your intimidation tactics.


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

05-20-2012

If you know what is good for you, you will give me a name.


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Ask the Herald

Member

05-20-2012

I will give you a hint:

Brotherhood


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

05-20-2012

That will do. Offend me again in the future and you will regret it.