Do you wish to cast away your weak flesh in exchange for superior steel?

Yes 124 47.88%
No 80 30.89%
Not certain 55 21.24%
Voters: 259. You may not vote on this poll

Inquiries to the Herald of Hexmachination

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Ask the Megling

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08-11-2012

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....Eh-er, huh? What do you mean by that?

{{ Hey Mundo, I got two gals fighting over me! Jelly? }}
I mean that I don't like that you watch my bedroom activities.

((I'm only interested in fighting with falsie here, silly. I kid, I kid.))

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Oh so you mean hearing my laughter over your screams when I blew you into the bush with Garen and your friend, Teemo in it? Surely I heard you follow with a worse scream from you when your friend and the Demacian blinded and spun you to death.
Getting chopped apart and poisoned isn't fun, as you can imagine, but hey, at least I don't need two men to do my work for me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I actually have a job where I don't sell my body, and I'm a very busy woman. Paperwork to do, stuff to blow up, that sort of thing.


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Ask Janna

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08-11-2012

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((I'm only interested in fighting with falsie here, silly. I kid, I kid.))



Getting chopped apart and poisoned isn't fun, as you can imagine, but hey, at least I don't need two men to do my work for me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I actually have a job where I don't sell my body, and I'm a very busy woman. Paperwork to do, stuff to blow up, that sort of thing.
((Falsie? >:O))

So... Paperwork to buy explosives to blow yourself away when Poppy and Kennen find you? You are busy, indeed. And at least I don't need to be babysitted to be able to do my job in fighting.


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

08-11-2012

((They're fake. My A-cup powers let me recognise this with ease.))

Tristana had already left, but a cannonball flies toward Janna with a note taped to it.
I take it you don't know what my job is.


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Ask Janna

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08-11-2012

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((They're fake. My A-cup powers let me recognise this with ease.))

Tristana had already left, but a cannonball flies toward Janna with a note taped to it.
I take it you don't know what my job is.
((It applies to most female champs then, having the same shape, size, position and whatnot in all of them.))

Before the cannonball could hit her, the fast-minded sorceress has blown a howling gale that stopped it by ita path and made it fly and gently land on the floor. She picked up the note and whispered:
I do; you spy on couples and constantly be babysat in the bottom lane.


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Ask the Megling

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08-11-2012

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((It applies to most female champs then, having the same shape, size, position and whatnot in all of them.))

Before the cannonball could hit her, the fast-minded sorceress has blown a howling gale that stopped it by ita path and made it fly and gently land on the floor. She picked up the note and whispered:
I do, it is spying on couples and being babyat in bottom lane.
((Some of them are real, some fake.))

A second note-ball flies towards Janna.
Sparring grounds. Be there.

((Congrats, you're the first person that I've ever challenged in the SG. Also, going to bed now, so don't expect a response any time soon.))


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Ask the Herald

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08-11-2012

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I mean that I don't like that you watch my bedroom activities.

((I'm only interested in fighting with falsie here, silly. I kid, I kid.))
....I don't watch your bedroom activities. In fact, if I ever, hypothetically speaking of course, planted recording devices they would be place far more strategically. {Next part omitted, but vaguely resembles the words "League's Women's Lockers"}

{{ LOL

You're such a Pettanko. }}


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Ask the Megling

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08-12-2012

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....I don't watch your bedroom activities. In fact, if I ever, hypothetically speaking of course, planted recording devices they would be place far more strategically. {Next part omitted, but vaguely resembles the words "League's Women's Lockers"}

{{ LOL

You're such a Pettanko. }}
...Are you saying you SELL this footage?

((Tristy knows not what that means :P))


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Ask the Herald

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08-12-2012

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...Are you saying you SELL this footage?

((Tristy knows not what that means :P))
.....Are you daft? How did you ever arrive at that inquiry?


......Data is extremely valuable, however. And that is all I will concede to you.

{{ Tristy also knows not what a bosom is like. }}


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Ask Janna

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08-12-2012

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((Some of them are real, some fake.))

A second note-ball flies towards Janna.
Sparring grounds. Be there.

((Congrats, you're the first person that I've ever challenged in the SG. Also, going to bed now, so don't expect a response any time soon.))
((I'll see you after my 'meeting' with Viktor.))

Janna blocked the second ball and read its note. She giggled silently.


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Ask the Herald

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08-12-2012

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((I'll see you after my 'meeting' with Viktor.))

Janna blocked the second ball and read its note. She giggled silently.
{{ So....

Your place, or mine? }}