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Do you wish to cast away your weak flesh in exchange for superior steel?

Yes 124 47.88%
No 80 30.89%
Not certain 55 21.24%
Voters 259 .

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Ask the Herald

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08-11-2012

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Ask Janna:
Um... Yes, I guess.


Good. Would you like to meet there, or shall I use my Hyper-Kinetic Repositioner to pick you up and bring you? Additionally, what time should we convene?

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Ask the Megling:
Risque? Maybe. Promiscuous? No.


Certain surveillance footage would say otherwise. And no, I am not spying on anyone.


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Ask Janna

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08-11-2012

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Ask the Herald:
Good. Would you like to meet there, or shall I use my Hyper-Kinetic Repositioner to pick you up and bring you? Additionally, what time should we convene?


We should meet whenever you would please, Viktor, but if I am really to choose, I prefer at dusk, when the horizon is pink.


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Ask the Megling

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08-11-2012

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Ask Janna:
All of that coming from a flat-chested yordle that constantly spies on a certain ambassador and Kinkou warrior.


At least I don't have to float around in my underwear to have admirers. Besides, I watch Kennen and Poppy purely for entertainment.

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Ask the Herald:
Certain surveillance footage would say otherwise. And no, I am not spying on anyone.


Tell me where you put the cameras and I'll consider not blasting your legs off.


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Ask Janna

Senior Member

08-11-2012

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At least I don't have to float around in my underwear to have admirers. Besides, I watch Kennen and Poppy purely for entertainment.



Tell me where you put the cameras and I'll consider not blasting your legs off.


At least I don't simulate a young-aged girl's menstrual cycle when I am given a remark on my physique. And don't think about shooting Viktor or you'll find that your bullet will fly right back to you with a storm.


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Ask the Herald

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08-11-2012

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Ask Janna:
We should meet whenever you would please, Viktor, but if I am really to choose, I prefer at dusk, when the horizon is pink.


Ah. How......poetic. Dusk it is, then. Shall I meet you at your residence, or would you prefer to meet at the restaurant?

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Ask the Megling:
Tell me where you put the cameras and I'll consider not blasting your legs off.


....I have no idea what you're saying, Tristana. Are you feeling well?


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Ask the Megling

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08-11-2012

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Ask Janna:
At least I don't simulate a young-aged girl's menstrual cycle when I am given a remark on my physique. And don't think about shooting Viktor or you'll find that your bullet will fly right back to you with a storm.


I feel good for keeping my body the way it is now.

And I didn't see that Buster Shot flying back to me when I took you down in bottom lane, did I?


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Ask Janna

Senior Member

08-11-2012

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I feel good for keeping my body the way it is now.

And I didn't see that Buster Shot flying back to me when I took you down in bottom lane, did I?


I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of your screams when you fly up from my gales.


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Ask the Megling

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08-11-2012

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Ask the Herald:

....I have no idea what you're saying, Tristana. Are you feeling well?


...For a mostly mechanical man, you're pretty perverted.

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Ask Janna:
I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of your screams when you fly up from my gales.


Screaming and laughing are two different things, dear.


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Ask the Herald

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08-11-2012

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...For a mostly mechanical man, you're pretty perverted.


....Eh-er, huh? What do you mean by that?

{{ Hey Mundo, I got two gals fighting over me! Jelly? }}


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Ask Janna

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08-12-2012

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Screaming and laughing are two different things, dear.


Oh so you mean hearing my laughter over your screams when I blew you into the bush with Garen and your friend, Teemo in it? Surely I heard you follow with a worse scream from you when your friend and the Demacian blinded and spun you to death.