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Ask the Minotaur

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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

05-08-2012

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Ask Alistar:
You're next.


Awwww, the witle cow got angwy.
Nothing a bit of milk can't fix.
Now, how do I milk these?


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

05-08-2012

Duck and cover.


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Ask Alistar

Senior Member

05-08-2012

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Ask the Monkey:
Awwww, the witle cow got angwy.
Nothing a bit of milk can't fix.
Now, how do I milk these?


Go learn your english, 'imp. Before you take another mug to your head.

*grabs an enormous mug*


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

05-08-2012

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Ask Alistar:
Go learn your english, 'imp. Before you take another mug to your head.

*grabs an enormous mug*


Stop being angry, it will make your condition worse.
You know, stupidcowgetsalwaysmilked-itis is a serious disease....


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Ask Alistar

Senior Member

05-08-2012

Smashes the mug against Wu's head, Wukong falls flat on the ground

Stay down, 'imp


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

05-08-2012

Wu disappears in a puff of smoke and reappears behind Alistar.

T'was a clone.
Get milked!!!


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Ask Alistar

Senior Member

05-08-2012

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Ask the Monkey:
Wu disappears in a puff of smoke and reappears behind Alistar.

T'was a clone.
Get milked!!!


Get the hell off of me!

Flings Wu very far away


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

05-08-2012

"Cccccc, Cowlistar, you disappoint me.
You can't even control yourself enough to not fight here."


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KvarrBrown

Recruiter

05-08-2012

Alistar, How many philanthropic awards do you have?
considering that you know how to count... (just messing with ya)


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Ask Ezreal

Senior Member

05-08-2012

What kind of questions am I even supposed to ask a giant bull? Uh, how many sight wards can you carry at one time?