Take a group of yordle civilians hostage.
Or just punch him in the face.
Burst damage. Just like everywhere else.
Vlad or Swain
gap closers, physical casters
so off the top of my head.... irelia, pantheon, renekton
Build Ninja Tabi
Jungle or Feed 2
Tell him his shift is over and it's time for him to get off duty.
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