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If I were gay, I'd marry my roommate.

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Axoren

Senior Member

08-09-2010

I had just started a game when I got the massive urge to take a dump. I told my team I'd be AFK for a couple minutes. Well, I had just taken a seat and started to "see a man about a horse" when I realized that I had no paper. I picked up my phone and called my roommate, who was outside taking out the trash. I told my roommate my predicament; I had just started a Ranked Game of LoL needed to take a dump and now there's no toilet paper. He told me that there wasn't any toilet paper and that he was gonna handle it.

So I'm in the bathroom for like 15 minutes without hearing a peep from him. He knocks on the door with a new pack of Charmin Ultra and leaves it within arms reach and walks away. He says "Take your time." I, obviously, rush to get back to the match to avoid getting a leave, but the game had ended, and my K/D/R was mysteriously 14/3/18. He pops in and says "I carried your team while you were gone, no worries man."

Everyone needs a roommate like him.


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JeeroyLenkins

Senior Member

08-09-2010

Epic, that is love right there


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WelcomeToTarget

Senior Member

08-09-2010

That is epic


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Zealot573

Member

08-09-2010

lol


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HClol

Senior Member

08-09-2010

What a heartwarming story.


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Instau

Senior Member

08-09-2010

Why don't you be bi ?

Epic Story tho , who was he playing as ?


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Dunkelzahn

Senior Member

08-09-2010

the real question is

who were you playing as


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Axoren

Senior Member

08-09-2010

Quote:
AfghanWalrus:
Why don't you be bi ?

Epic Story tho , who was he playing as ?


Nunu.


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LagPlay

Senior Member

08-09-2010

I see no 14/3.


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Chiptune

Senior Member

08-09-2010

I love this man and I don't even know him.