[LoL Champ Bios] Bios by Us

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Aeonus

Senior Member

10-23-2009

I'm starting this due to the recent influx of the DARK and FOREBODING bios on every fricken champ in the game.
Newsflash RIOT Writers they're NOT ALL Psychopaths

So let's see if we can't come up with something we can all agree on that doesn't make even the cutest of champs sound like he's about to *wrists* any minute.

Teemo - The Master Scout
Once the leader of the 77th Regiment of Scouts in Bantam City, Teemo was the eyes and ears of every corner of the city. Nothing could escape his prowess with a blow dart gun or the fact he laced the darts with some poison from snakes in the Voodoo Lands. Teemo was tired of other champions he caught wind of participating in the League of Legends and the rumors circulating that he just wasn't up to the task of being a champion himself. Teemo was fed up with being treated as some silly book nerd, from his greatly published autobiography, and set out for the League of Legends with his poisons ready to show everybody that he too was a great champion and defender of Bantam City. Those silly soapbox derbies, S'more cooking classes, and campfire building seminars will just have to wait.
"Captain Teemo! Always on Duty!"

(edit: how's that?)


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Jager Zero

Member

10-23-2009

That's boring and doesn't build character. It kind of tells why he's in LoL, but it doesn't say who he is.


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Sir Prize

Senior Member

10-23-2009

Actually Teemo isn't really a yordle-- he's some crazy dude wearing a yordle's skin.

Also, he lives in a cave accessed from a revolving bookshelf.


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Aeonus

Senior Member

10-23-2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainbow Dragon View Post
Actually Teemo isn't really a yordle-- he's some crazy dude wearing a yordle's skin.

Also, he lives in a cave accessed from a revolving bookshelf.
LOL@The batman allusion
Alright enough with the batman stuff
So NOBODY else is creative enough to come up with a Bio for a Champ?
Geez....so much for creativity and imagination.