LoL poem: New Meta

Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Peter Stroker

Member

06-22-2012

New Meta, a poem by Peter J. Stroker

I rock a Mejai's on Soraka for the mad heals
And when I'm on Rammus you know I'm stacking Zeals
Playing support Karthus with Warmog's, scoring sick kills
Sending Heimer to the jungle, you know I got skills

Singed is the best AP carry you will ever play
If you don't play Veigar bot lane, uninstall today
When I AD Carry Swain all you can do is pray
And as jungle Zilean I'm dropping bombs all day

'Cause I break the meta more than Riot breaks the game
Ask any of my LoL friends and they'll tell you the same
I go to clubs, tell the chicks "Peter Stroker's the name"
When I leave, you know it's always with the hottest dame

'Cause I got the builds that get the women in my bed
My AD mid Sona turns the meta on its head
Surrender at twenty before your whole team is dead
Because my top lane Taric fills them with that much dread


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

dPolly

Senior Member

06-22-2012

I wonder where's the fresh prince of Demacia.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Pirateelfdog

Senior Member

06-22-2012

Very nice job.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

ArlanKels

Senior Member

06-28-2012

*sniffles*

It's so beautiful