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Ask Ezreal

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05-18-2012

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Your narcissism is rivaled only by that repugnant blowhard Jarvan IV.
Thank you for the compliment.


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Ask Fortune

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05-18-2012

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Everyone does.
...yeah yeah, don't get cocky, you.

...you know, Morgana, your insulting Jarvan at every opportunity kinda makes me think you like him~.


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Dear Morgana

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05-18-2012

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...you know, Morgana, your insulting Jarvan at every opportunity kinda makes me think you like him~.
I have absolutely no attraction whatsoever for that awful, awful man.

I'll let Lux drool over him. Even if she doesn't, then he'll probably use his power to get her to forcibly marry him.


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Ask the Herald

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05-18-2012

Dear Morgana,

How do you like your new wings? Are they functioning properly? You need not worry about them failing, for they are connected to your anatomy such that so long as you still breathe they will be ever usable. Also, if you never feel the need for any improvements to them - they were prototypes, after all - then do not hesitate to pay me a visit at my laboratory.

- Viktor, the Machine Herald


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Dear Morgana

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05-18-2012

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Dear Morgana,

How do you like your new wings? Are they functioning properly? You need not worry about them failing, for they are connected to your anatomy such that so long as you still breathe they will be ever usable. Also, if you never feel the need for any improvements to them - they were prototypes, after all - then do not hesitate to pay me a visit at my laboratory.

- Viktor, the Machine Herald
Morgana almost squeals as she sweeps Viktor's cold metal body in a hug.

"Thank you so much! They're perfect!"


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

05-18-2012

((Run Viktor, run for the hills.))


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Ask Ezreal

Senior Member

05-19-2012

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Not Graves. Maybe I'll tell you...but you also don't know my taste in men as well as you might think when you hear the answer.
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Morgana almost squeals as she sweeps Viktor's cold metal body in a hug.

"Thank you so much! They're perfect!"
Well, we found him, good luck to you in the near future Viktor, you'll need it.


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Ask the Herald

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05-19-2012

Viktor remains helplessly immobile as he is brought tightly to Morgana's physique, completely at a loss for words to return to her happiness.

"......."

He can't help but wonder why he decided to come here in the first place, but it could be worse. It could be Blitzcrank crushing him....

"You are very....welcome...?"

{{ What is this I don't even.....}}


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Wyerden

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05-19-2012

Fallen One,

Perhaps I have come at a bad time, but I was wondering what you might require to tether my soul to this opal as an anchor to my own psyche. I must add, the new wings are quite exquisite. The league may keep you bound to the ground, but your joy in flight touches my heart.

~Wyerden


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05-19-2012

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Well, we found him, good luck to you in the near future Viktor, you'll need it.
And what in the name of science are you babbling about now, Explorer? I am afraid I have not the slightest clue what your words mean....?