Gamebreaking

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Gruntala

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05-31-2012

"I wish somebody would be my friend." Amumu cried as he and Annie attacked blue.

"Don't worry Amumu, I'll be your friend" said Annie.

"Really?"

"Nope, Chuck Testa!" she giggled as she stole blue.

The resulting tears flooded Summoner's Rift, Fizz and Amumu being the only survivors.

Regulation #879: If you say you'll be Amumu's friend, YOU HAVE TO BE HIS FRIEND


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Still Eternity

Senior Member

05-31-2012

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Originally Posted by Dorryza View Post
Malzahar picks rock. Zilean picks scissors.
*rewind*
Zilean picks paper. Malzahar, predicting it, picks scissors.
*rewind*
Zilean picks rock. Malzahar, predicting it, picks paper.
*rewind*
Zilean picks scissors. Malzahar, predicting it, picks rock.
*rewind*
Zilean picks paper. Malzahar, predicting it, picks scissors.
*goes in infinitely*

League Regulation #1947: Zilean and Malzahar are not allowed to get into a game of Rock, paper, scissors
Beyond Brilliant. I fell out of my chair with laughter reading this XDDD.


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Prankenstein

Senior Member

05-31-2012

The match on summoners rift just started, and both teams spawned at their nexus.

"It is a good day to kill" said Jarvan IV.

"You said it, sir", said Garen.

Suddenly, a strange ray of light shot across the entire map, into the spawning pool of the pair of demacians. This lazor skidded across the wall, decapitating Jarvan, Garen, and all of their teammates. A mechanical cackle was heard from the enemy spawning pool.

"Pentakill!"

Regulation 700: Viktor's death ray can only be aimed at the ground and cannot be shot horizontally


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Gruntala

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06-02-2012

Maokai was about to throw the little sapling in his hand and gank top, but stopped. Instead he planted the little sapling in the ground, where it quickly grew to match the other trees. He nodded in approval, then went back into the jungle.

10 minutes later screams could be heard from the purple team's jungle.

"AAAH HELP THEY WON'T LET GO"

"SOMEBODY GET THESE ****ED TREES OFF OF ME"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE"

Ahri managed to make it out of the jungle where the trees were strangly alive and moving, only to see something even weirder.

Maokai rolling on the ground, laughing his wooden ass off.

Regulation #1294: Maokai's saplings cannot last longer than 45 seconds


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Deimus144

Senior Member

06-07-2012

It was a normal game until......

Pantheon: LOOK OUT BELOW!
(There was no circle)
Leona: Why do you always break the rules!?
(A sound of metal banging is heard.)

Regulation number 200: Pantheon may not activate any of his abilities at high levels.
Especially his aegis of zeonia ability.


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Deimus144

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06-07-2012

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Originally Posted by tayfga15 View Post
garen was farming bot with his sister, lux. They had decided to make a bit of small talk, as the enemy had gone missing.

"stupid katarina took mid," muttered lux

"do not worry about her," replied garen "focus on the game,"

suddenly everything went black, darkness overshadowed the whole summoners rift.

"jungle nocturne," muttered garen "best be ready,".

Garen stepped forward and crack a twig on the ground, creating a loud snap.

"holy ****!" screamed lux "die nocturne die!".

Lux flailed wildly as she rapidly fired spells at her brother, killing him instantly.

It was at this point that nocturne's ult ran out, and it was only then that lux discovered that nocturne was ganking mid, not bot.

Lux looked down at her dead brother, and cried.

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rule #666: Nocturne's paranoia is not aloud to cause any actual paranoia.
ahahahhahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!
XD
666 reference.


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TheStalwart

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06-08-2012

Blue Team was pushing mid, about ready to advance on the mid inhibitor turret, when Taric noticed something passed through one of his wards.

"Guys," Taric shouted, "Hecarim's approaching from the side."

"Geez, doesn't he know better than to go without his team?" Lux asked.

"Wait, where is his team?" Miss Fortune asked.

"Well, they already respawned." Shen said, as he checked the boards.

Suddenly, Hecarim burst out and slammed into Lux. The rest of the team tried to assist here until they realized something.

Hecarim was carrying his team on his back...which were full of yordles.

"ATTACK!!!" Poppy roared as she leaped from Hecarim's back.

Blue team didn't stand a chance.

Regulation #901: Hecarim will not allow other champions to ride on his back.


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TheStalwart

Member

06-08-2012

Graves spawned, before realizing that he had a red dot on his forehead.

"W-WAIT!!!"

BANG!!

"An enemy has been slain!"

"Hmm...I might have to petition the Institute after this. I believe I'm beginning to get worse."

Just then, Vladimir spawned. Caitlyn frowned, before lining up her shot again.

BANG!!!

"An enemy has been slain!"

Regulation #504: Headshots only cause increased damage, not instant death.


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TheStalwart

Member

06-08-2012

"Come out and play. Draven needs some more vict- I mean, volunteers! Ha ha ha!" Draven chortled as he engaged in his deadly act.

Meanwhile, on the sidelines, Darius watched impassively while Katarina stared in awe.

"How can he do that?!"

Darius shrugged.

"But there are so many! How can he juggle all of them and still wisecrack?"

Darius sighed.

"That's sooo Draven."

Regulation #5000: Draven may only have two spinning axes out at a time.


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Deimus144

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06-08-2012

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Originally Posted by TheStalwart View Post
"Come out and play. Draven needs some more vict- I mean, volunteers! Ha ha ha!" Draven chortled as he engaged in his deadly act.

Meanwhile, on the sidelines, Darius watched impassively while Katarina stared in awe.

"How can he do that?!"

Darius shrugged.

"But there are so many! How can he juggle all of them and still wisecrack?"

Darius sighed.

"That's sooo Draven."

Regulation #5000: Draven may only have two spinning axes out at a time.
Super brilliant!