Gamebreaking

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kirafa

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05-10-2012

Ezrael, Garen, Annie, Malphite, and Udyr were at Baron Nashor, attempting to take his buff before the enemy team arrived.

Meanwhile...

"There is no way this will not work," Lulu said confidently.

"They're at Baron already!" exlaimed Nautilus. "Hurry!"

Lulu, Nautilus, Brand, Singed, and Lee Sin made their way to the wall that separated their jungle from Baron Nashor. They were almost finished; Lulu only had one shot at this...

"Do you guys hear that?" Udyr asked.

Ezrael replied, "ya, it sounds like a pair of fluttering wing-"

Baron Nashor grew in size, knocking the entire enemy team up.

"PENTAKILL!!!"

"ACED!!!"

Lulu's team was able to take a free Baron. They then continued to attack the enemy team's inhibitor, Nexus turrets, and finally the Nexus.

Regulation # 1590: Lulu cannot use her ultimate on Baron Nashor.


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Zodai

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05-10-2012

Pantheon and Lee Sin stood at their base, about to pull off a move handed down in monk legend.

"Get ready..." Dragon Fist Lee Sin readied his foot, and prepared to make his move.

"THIS IS FOR YESTERDAY!"

Lee Sin kicked Pantheon high into the air; nearly reaching the atmosphere

"LEE SIN YOU SON OF A-" Pantheon's cry was left unheard.

Lulu, Blitzcrank and TF were busy fighting their way to the enemy nexus. With the power of the baron buff; they had pushed their way to the nexus; with only the nexus turrets in their way. The top and bot turrets were nearly unscathed; however.

TF threw his cards out into the field; hitting everyone but Udyr; whos bear pelt waved in the wind.

Suddenly; the all-so-familiar circle appeared on the ground.

Everyone backs out fairly quickly. Lux prepares her Q in order to stun.

Timing it perfectly; she throws it out. And...

Nothing happens.

Pantheon is late for falling.

Varus looks up; with slight brain damage due to too too many arrows to the knee from Ashe. Apparently; she was drunk, and kept dealing friendly fire.

"BY THE PIT OF CORRUPTION! THE SACRIFICE HAS DESCENDED FROM THE HEAVENS! ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY BARON NASHOR!" Lux, Kayle and Ashe, on the other hand, ran to their pool.

Udyr started running as well; only to be caught by Blitzcrank's grab. Afterwords, he was stunned by TF's Gold card; as Lulu landed her ult on Pantheon mid-flight; tripling his size.

At this point; the circle did not adjust. Udyr, a mere second from total destruction; knew that he must do it if he wants to win.

He went into his phoenix mode; his pelt going ablaze.

"Falcon..."

Udyr readied his fist.

"PAWNCH!!!"

Udyr's fist landed a critical hit on Pantheon's crotch; as he was sent flying. The mere knockback killed Lulu and Blitz; TF was able to teleport away in time. Lee Sin was sunbathing in front of his nexus, awaiting the time when Pantheon would make a spartan kick on the enemy nexus.

It never happened.

Regulation 9a: Udyr is not allowed to use either of his ultimates.
Regulation 32.5: Lee Sin is not allowed to use his ultimate on allies.
Regulation 951: Pantheon is not allowed to use his ultimate in midair.

In the end; Pantheon got kicked up the ass and punched in the crotch. He was given surgery at the bottom of a spartan pit.


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TheStalwart

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05-11-2012

Wow, we just hit the 50th post and had 5, 500 views. And this was intended to be the joke thread...


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Gruntala

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05-12-2012

"We're almost there!" Corki yelled over the noise of his ROFLcopter "In 3....2....1....GO"

The familiar spikey ball only had time to say "OK" before plummetting 10,000 feet right onto Cho'gath's head, killing him instantly.

The resulting earthquakes also took out the rest of the enemy team, Baron, and the Dragon.

Regulation 803: Rammus is not allowed to be used as a projectile
Regulation 1457: Corki is not allowed to carry other champions during a match


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Dave Kazer

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05-16-2012

Today is a good day for a battle. Thought Pantheon as the winds billowed through his cape. His spear hungered for the bodies of his enemies, and Pantheon was never a man to disappoint.

"This here good enough for ya Soldier?" asked Corki from his signature ROFLcopter.

"Yes!" exclaimed Pantheon, "This should be just right!"

"Welp, Godspeed then Soldier!" replied Corki, saluting the possibly-insane-Spartan.

"You have my gratitude my mustached comrade. I shall see you in battle!" As he said this, he made his grand jump from Corki's aircraft.

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Making their final preparations, the Purple team had gathered around the river, about to make the final push down mid lane.

"Alright team, everyone all here?" asked Irelia.

"Right here darlin'." said Twisted Fate.

"Present and accounted for!" the ever-chipper Teemo exclaimed.

"Just finished clearing out the jungle, and their entire team is down except for Corki and that thick-headed Spartan." said Skarner as he emerged from the jungle.

"Agh, that helmet head's back already?" said Jax, "Knowing that dolt he'll be jumping in here right about..." Sure enough, they looked down and saw the giant circle appear beneath them.

"...now." Jax finished.

Irelia sighed, "He just never learns huh? Ah well, might as well get a free kill from this." After a few seconds, they were starting to wonder where he was.

"Ummm...shouldn't he be here by now?" wondered Teemo.

"Well, yeah. It doesn't take him this long to-" she stopped when she noticed that the circle was still getting omninously larger.

They all looked up to see Pantheon, who looked like a blur, blazing towards them at insane speeds, right for the still expanding circle their entire team was in.

"Honestly, that idiot just HAS to break the rules..." Irelia said with her face in her hands.

When Pantheon landed, the resulting explosion was so massive, it could be seen all the way back at the Institute of War. And the shockwaves practically flattened Summoner's Rift, along with the Golems, the Lizard Elder, the Dragon, and Baron Nashor himself. In the stillness that followed, one could hear a lone voice.

"PENTAKILL!!!"

Regulation #106: Pantheon is not allowed to use his ult at high elevations.
Regulation 1457a (addendum): Corki is not allowed to let other champions ride on top of his ROFLcopter during a match.


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TheStalwart

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05-17-2012

"I'll have a Bloodthrister." Graves told the shopkeeper as he deposited a bag of gold on the counter.

The shopkeeper nodded and slid the item towards the Outlaw. Grabbing it, the item began to shine and reduce in size, until it became a pendant. Graves wordlessly slung it around his neck.

Suddenly, Ahri popped in. Graves didn't pay her any mind, until the sound of jiggling caught his ear. Looking up, his eyes widened in surprise.

"Uh... Ahri?"

"Yes, Outlaw?" Graves took a moment to process his thoughts, before waving off.

"Nevermind."

The Nine-Tailed Fox shrugged at her teammate's actions and turned back to the shopkeeper, her tails careful not to drop the pendents hanging on them.

Regulation #680: Ahri may not use her tails in order to hold more items.


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TheStalwart

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05-24-2012

"What does the scouter say about it's power level?" Pulsefire Ezreal asked as he scanned the thread.

"Scouter is unable to detect power levels over 9000."

"Tch. Figures."


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Gruntala

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05-27-2012

Summoner's Rift was in ruins.

Every single tree had been trampled, every tower destroyed, every minion flattened by thousands of screaming fangirls. All chasing after one guy, who was running away in panic.

Regulation #450: Vladimir is not allowed to wear anything sparkly


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TheStalwart

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05-28-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gruntala View Post
Summoner's Rift was in ruins.

Every single tree had been trampled, every tower destroyed, every minion flattened by thousands of screaming fangirls. All chasing after one guy, who was running away in panic.

Regulation #450: Vladimir is not allowed to wear anything sparkly
LOL, Twilight references are always hilarious.


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tayfga15

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05-29-2012

Garen was farming bot with his sister, Lux. They had decided to make a bit of small talk, as the enemy had gone missing.

"Stupid Katarina took mid," muttered Lux

"Do not worry about her," replied Garen "Focus on the Game,"

Suddenly everything went black, darkness overshadowed the whole summoners rift.

"Jungle Nocturne," muttered Garen "Best be ready,".

Garen stepped forward and crack a twig on the ground, creating a loud snap.

"HOLY ****!" screamed Lux "DIE NOCTURNE DIE!".

Lux flailed wildly as she rapidly fired spells at her brother, killing him instantly.

It was at this point that Nocturne's ult ran out, and it was only then that Lux discovered that Nocturne was ganking mid, not bot.

Lux looked down at her dead brother, and cried.

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Rule #666: Nocturne's paranoia is not aloud to cause any actual paranoia.