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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Grªves

Senior Member

06-06-2012

(( Graveman is not graves do not confuse him for me ))

Ah'd tell folks hittin' on Firoa ta worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; but their mouths is probably a whole lot bigger'n ah think...mabye not though cuz they done gunna have Talon chasin'm n' all now. Hahaha.


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NikkishallDye

Senior Member

06-06-2012

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Ask Fortune:
That's why I taught Morgana to pole dance, yes!

...wanna learn?



*cough* uh...Fortune, I don't think...um...well...are you going to be the one to teach me?


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Ask Orichan

Senior Member

06-07-2012

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Ask Fortune:
That's why I taught Morgana to pole dance, yes!

...wanna learn?


What's a pole dance? Is it fun?


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

06-07-2012

I have a pole, if you can qualify my staff as a pole. But really do not know what pole dancing is.
So, bounty huntress. is this pole dancing a fighting style or a ''fighting style''?


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Ask the Herald

Member

06-07-2012

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Ask the Monkey:
I have a pole, if you can qualify my staff as a pole. But really do not know what pole dancing is.
So, bounty huntress. is this pole dancing a fighting style or a ''fighting style''?


It could honestly be both.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-07-2012

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AskPantheon:
Pantheon takes a look at the book, and then immediately looks taken back. Even though his expression is indiscernible, one can see his eyes widen immensely. He looks up to Miss Fortune, then back to the book, and then up to Miss Fortune again.

"The spine can do that?"

He flips through a few more pages, and then hands the book back to Miss Fortune.

"That is not exactly what I expected when I heard 'fighting styles'. Now everyone's shock after reading this book makes perfect sense to me. I think I will leave now before I see any more."

Up, up, and awaaaay.

"Clean up when you're done~!" Sarah yelled after him, and laughed, delighted.

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AskUdyr:
There is but one way to deal with "bad guys": You must crush them.

But there's more than one way to do that!

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Ask Talon:
Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa.

Fiora has been leading me on for months now.

Now who do I have to kill for going after Fiora?

She longz for a worzy male. But seriously, you did Irelia while courting Fiora! Not cool, boy. Panty raids are one thing, but this? No, bad.

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Ask the Monkey:
"Jerking Fiora around" or "Jerking around Fiora"?
I am not sure which one she meant, it's Miss Fortune after all.

...have you ever seen a woman's parts?

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The Graveman:
Probably both. I've got some images in my mind about the first one though.

You clean up, too.

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NikkishallDye:
*cough* uh...Fortune, I don't think...um...well...are you going to be the one to teach me?

...I could ask you to do anything, and as long as you got to see me pole dance, you'd agree, eh? *snickers* Yes, kid, I'd be the teacher. Likely Sivir, too.

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Ask Orichan:
What's a pole dance? Is it fun?

(Orianna pole dancing. Oh god. YES.)

... ... ... ...

It is very fun. Dear GOD, you have to learn.

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Ask the Monkey:
I have a pole, if you can qualify my staff as a pole. But really do not know what pole dancing is.
So, bounty huntress. is this pole dancing a fighting style or a ''fighting style''?

It's a good way to keep flexible and athletic. Now, a lot of guys DO get off on it, but that doesn't take away from its athleticism.


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

06-07-2012

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Ask Fortune:
...have you ever seen a woman's parts?


Um.....how to delicately explain that to an innuendo maniac like you?....''I wasn't looking at it very closely'' is the best way I can explain it. Monkey and human female parts are the same, no?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-07-2012

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Ask the Monkey:
Um.....how to delicately explain that to an innuendo maniac like you?....''I wasn't looking at it very closely'' is the best way I can explain it. Monkey and human female parts are the same, no?

...nothing about women is... jerkable.


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

06-07-2012

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Ask Fortune:
...nothing about women is... jerkable.


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Ask Fortune:
Why is everyone jerking Fiora around?!


I rest my case.


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NikkishallDye

Senior Member

06-07-2012

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Ask Fortune:


...I could ask you to do anything, and as long as you got to see me pole dance, you'd agree, eh? *snickers* Yes, kid, I'd be the teacher. Likely Sivir, too.



SIVIR TOO...Tem'rak faints from all the images floating around in his mind. Sivir and Fortune are obviously too much for his mind.