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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Talon

Member

06-01-2012

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SuperMan Pix:
i THINK i have a MONOPOLY on that already!!!!

-Lulu and Pix


You have insanity.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-01-2012

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Ask Brolaf:
Some summoner left some OUTRAGEOUS fan-art at my house again.

This one has you. OUTRAGEOUS, don'tcha think, bro?

-Brolaf

It's not outrageous. Taric is the best gay friend I've ever had. Oh, the men we would get all hot and bothered before I met Sivir. Fun times~.

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ViciousVendetta2:
How is Miss Fortune and Sivir, my two favourite carries of the League, doing?

Couldn't be better, summoner! We have a nice schedule because most of you consider the two of us 'viable' these days, and we have each other~.

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Ask Caitlyn:
Miss Fortune. I am sorry to hear about the destruction to your home. But I have a question... it seems Vayne has taken my offer to join the International Crime Fighting Force, or I.C.F.F. as I call it and is going to don her Officer Vayne clothing soon.

You are another candidate I have been looking at to join the I.C.F.F. because of your skill woith firearms and your amacing track record with bounties. So... will you give up the Mafia clothing for Officer clothing that matches my own and soon Vayne's?

-Caitlyn, Sheriff of Piltover and Chief of the I.C.F.F.

As long as it's just as seductive~.

Nah but seriously, sure, of course I'll join. Looking forward to it!

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Dear Morgana:
I'll hold you to that.

Ehehe. A proper one, floor to ceiling, sturdy.

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Ask Talon:
It's a ship.

There will be many poles for you.

I see what you did there. Hmph. My crew is equal men and women, and most of'em are married or committed to each other. I run a tasteful ship!

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Dear Morgana:
Hmph. You're sure you're not not still longing after...this?

Morgana's roleplayer, being paranoid, does not describe what occurs. Suffice to say that it involves gyration, exposition of assets, and moaning.

Work it, girl~! *laughs* Lucky boy, whoever we finally fix you up with.

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Dear Morgana:
I was planning on taking something from you that started with s, but it wasn't your soul. Or your spleen.

I have trained you well. *licks lips and laughs*


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

06-01-2012

I meant...something physical.

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I have trained you well. *licks lips and laughs*


Laughs.

Thanks, Sarah. I learned from the best.


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AskMadmanMundo

Senior Member

06-01-2012

Ummmm hellos pirate lady ummm Morgana the really pretty angel? well uhhhh she said you mights be ables to...show Mundo this...Bedroom stuff?


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Ask Talon

Member

06-01-2012

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I meant...something physical.


...I have developed a penchant for making poor choices recently.


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Ask Orichan

Senior Member

06-01-2012

Miss Fortune, how are you so popular with men and women? What is your secret?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-01-2012

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Dear Morgana:
Laughs.

Thanks, Sarah. I learned from the best.

Yes, yes you did~.

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AskMadmanMundo:
Ummmm hellos pirate lady ummm Morgana the really pretty angel? well uhhhh she said you mights be ables to...show Mundo this...Bedroom stuff?

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...show you HOW, exactly?

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Ask Orichan:
Miss Fortune, how are you so popular with men and women? What is your secret?

Men are perverts, and they like women in tight, revealing clothes. Use it to your advantage, Orianna. But not to get stuff, that's *****y. Use it to distract your targets for the kill~.


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Ask Vladimir

Member

06-02-2012

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Ask Fortune:
...does your growth spell work on... NEVERMIND.

...natural male enhancement. Ehehe.




Oh What a coincidence!!! my magic does, If you know what I mean ... *He grins defiantly I'll be more than delighted to show you anytime, and now that youve caught me in a SO charitable mood, I will let you bing Sivir. Tons of fun.

Bloodlord Vladimir, the crimson reaper.

@Morgana
Witha kind-of-begging face, Oh, Angel, the most beautiful one please quit arguing with that coward, he surely cannot handle you.

Hugs and Kisses
Vlad


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

06-02-2012

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Oh What a coincidence!!! my magic does, If you know what I mean ... *He grins defiantly I'll be more than delighted to show you anytime, and now that youve caught me in a SO charitable mood, I will let you bing Sivir. Tons of fun.

Bloodlord Vladimir, the crimson reaper.

@Morgana
Witha kind-of-begging face, Oh, Angel, the most beautiful one please quit arguing with that coward, he surely cannot handle you.

Hugs and Kisses
Vlad


...You can let go of my gown now...


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AskMadmanMundo

Senior Member

06-02-2012

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Ask Fortune:

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...show you HOW, exactly?



Not sure she just say you better at this stuffs then her.