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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

05-05-2012

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Dear Morgana:
Morgana knocks on Sarah's door. In her hand she holds a purse made of some alien leather, stuffed to the brim with her new Slithering Snake Suckers, Sarah Succulent Snickerdoodles- and a surprise.

Sarah answers the door, and smiles.

"Ah, Morgana, come in~." Sarah said. "Nice bag... does Cass know you're using her image?" She smirked, amused. "That's gotta be some kind of copyright thing."

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ColossusCrusher:
Sarah,

When are we going to Bilgewater? You seemed so excited about the trip.

-The Serpent's Embrace

Yes, I am. We need to get you a swashbuckling sailor~. When's good for you? I'm up for it right now, if you want.


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

05-05-2012

"She knows. She helped me make it, and some of her venom is in it. Don't worry, I tried it out on a test audience first. Only two of them asphyxiated."

Morgana smiles, and enter the building.

"Is Sivir here? I've got a surprised for her."

She looks around, a little bemused.

"Is there a place I can sit, with some kind of table nearby for me to put our treats?"


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ColossusCrusher

Senior Member

05-05-2012

Now works well for me as well. Shall we?


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

05-05-2012

((Do I smell a Day in Bilgewater thread?))


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ColossusCrusher

Senior Member

05-05-2012

(Sadly not, because Ask Fortune only has time for about a post a day on a project like that, and having a near-infinite amount of things that we can just allude to has the potential to be even more fun, especially since both MF and Cassi are two of the most innuendo-ridden champions in the game)


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Ask Talon

Member

05-05-2012

((I didn't know innuendos were considered STD's....

xD ))


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ColossusCrusher

Senior Member

05-05-2012

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Ask Talon:
((I didn't know innuendos were considered STD's....

xD ))


(I lol'd)


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Ask the Herald

Member

05-05-2012

Quote:
ColossusCrusher:
(I lol'd)


{{ So did I. }}


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

05-06-2012

Quote:
Dear Morgana:
"She knows. She helped me make it, and some of her venom is in it. Don't worry, I tried it out on a test audience first. Only two of them asphyxiated."

Morgana smiles, and enter the building.

"Is Sivir here? I've got a surprised for her."

She looks around, a little bemused.

"Is there a place I can sit, with some kind of table nearby for me to put our treats?"

"Not yet." Sarah said, amused. "Right here is fine."

It was a small table, with a couch barely large enough for three people in front of it.

"I don't entertain much, and if I do, it's on my ship." Sarah explained. "Anyway, what do you have for my darling Sivir?"

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ColossusCrusher:
Now works well for me as well. Shall we?

Sure!

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Ask Talon:
((I didn't know innuendos were considered STD's....

xD ))

(*doubleslap* Sexual humor =/= easy girl!)


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

05-06-2012

Morgana pulls out another new creation: what appears to be a giant cookie shaped like a four-pointed boomerang, with a raspberry cream lining the edges and a dollop of blue frosting on each point.

"This is for her. The first model of one of Sivir's Stupendous Snapback Snackers. What do you think?"

Morgana sits down, pulling out her green lollipops. She hands one to Sarah.

"What is it you were going to show me?"