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Ask Miss Fortune

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Rudmed

Senior Member

04-26-2012

((Morgana has the worst timing in the world. Just saying, whenever she goes to MF something happens.))


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-26-2012

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Ask Sìvir:
A package arrives at Sarah Fortunes front door.

Inside the package are the contents listed below:

1: A bottle of Sarah’s favorite ale
2: A replica of Shock and Awe with Sarah’s name engraved upon it along with the name Domination
3: A pair of red fuzzy handcuffs
4: Black lingerie
5: A pinstriped suit, miniskirt with matching hat, and knee high boots

Along with the items lays a card on top.

“Stay classy hun. We’ll have to play dress up sometime soon. ~Siv”

...wooooo boy, looks like I'm in for a fun couple of nights~!\
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Dear Morgana:
Morgana blanches. She's been visiting Sarah again, and is pretty sure this is something she shouldn't see. Without missing another beat, she turns away, pretending not to notice it. She does jot down a few mental notes, however...

Sarah chuckled.

"It's okay, you can look." She said. "Girlfriends talk about this stuff."


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

04-26-2012

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Sarah chuckled.

"It's okay, you can look." She said. "Girlfriends talk about this stuf


Morgana's very surprised.

"We're...girl...friends?"


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Princess Sivir

Senior Member

04-27-2012

Not in the way me and Sarah are... but you're our friend Morgy~ And since you're a girl, you're techniclly our girlfriend. *winks~*

And I hope you're rested Sarah~ We won't be leaving your bedroom for a few days. *laughs*


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

04-27-2012

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Dear Morgana:
I did not!

I grabbed your apron! I needed to get your attention!

You know what-fine. I don't care anymore.

Believe what you want. I'm done with you.


So be it.


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Aproxima

Senior Member

04-27-2012

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Dear Morgana:
Morgana's very surprised.

"We're...girl...friends?"


Morgana, you should probably reconsider your, say, orientation.
I think girls understand you much better than men and I think if you were a bit gentler, it would work out.


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

04-28-2012

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Morgana, you should probably reconsider your, say, orientation.
I think girls understand you much better than men and I think if you were a bit gentler, it would work out.


If there is one thing I know, more than anything else (besides the fact that my sister will pay), it's that I'm not attracted to women.

Just because the first one...didn't work out, doesn't mean I'm automatically not attracted to men.


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Aproxima

Senior Member

04-28-2012

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Dear Morgana:
If there is one thing I know, more than anything else (besides the fact that my sister will pay), it's that I'm not attracted to women.

Just because the first one...didn't work out, doesn't mean I'm automatically not attracted to men.


It is more about being pragmatic rather than being attracted by men or not. Sincerely, men look like they are quite afraid of you and do not understand your intentions. No offense.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-28-2012

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Dear Morgana:
Morgana's very surprised.

"We're...girl...friends?"

"...I mean we're girls and friends." Sarah quickly clarified, with a smile. "Not... like what me and Sivir are."

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Ask Sìvir:
Not in the way me and Sarah are... but you're our friend Morgy~ And since you're a girl, you're techniclly our girlfriend. *winks~*

And I hope you're rested Sarah~ We won't be leaving your bedroom for a few days. *laughs*

Ehehe... whatever you're thinking, boys... yep! *winks*

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Aproxima:
Morgana, you should probably reconsider your, say, orientation.
I think girls understand you much better than men and I think if you were a bit gentler, it would work out.

...Lux is single.

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Dear Morgana:
If there is one thing I know, more than anything else (besides the fact that my sister will pay), it's that I'm not attracted to women.

Just because the first one...didn't work out, doesn't mean I'm automatically not attracted to men.

*chuckles* Fair enough.

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Aproxima:
It is more about being pragmatic rather than being attracted by men or not. Sincerely, men look like they are quite afraid of you and do not understand your intentions. No offense.

Oh stop trying to make her bi. *smirk* She just needs to find the right guy, is all.


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Aproxima

Senior Member

04-28-2012

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Ask Fortune:

Oh stop trying to make her bi. *smirk* She just needs to find the right guy, is all.


Oh come on, don't be like that. Can't an old shadow like me just have some fun once in a while? Also I am not trying to make her bi, as you call it, it's just one of few (easiest) possible logical solutions to these "heart problems", besides if I were trying that I would try to make into...ok I don't know the word for it..., let's just say complete opposite of what she is right now...men are disgusting.