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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Gangplank

Senior Member

04-25-2012

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Ask Grªves:
Sounds like a mighty fine idear ta me. Might come in handy...


Dont think that cannon is gonna help you, Graves.\

((Had to resist making a pun about you diggin your own grave xD))


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

04-25-2012

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after nearly being violated i took the first opportunity i had to escape. So no. Things did not go well.


I did not violate you! I just wanted to bake!

Why did you have to leave me?!


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AskVoidWalker

Senior Member

04-25-2012

Dear Miss Fortune,

Just how fast can you shoot? Im asking since most of the time you have flurries of bullets flying.

-Kassadin, The Void Walker


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

04-26-2012

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Dear Morgana:
I did not violate you! I just wanted to bake!

Why did you have to leave me?!


You grabbed my family jewels, and I do not know what it is you intended on doing after that, considering what happened to Talon.


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

04-26-2012

I did not!

I grabbed your apron! I needed to get your attention!

You know what-fine. I don't care anymore.

Believe what you want. I'm done with you.


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Civilized Rat

Senior Member

04-26-2012

So.

Morgana attempted to violate Pantheon sexually.

Will keep this in mind.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-26-2012

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AskPantheon:
Absolutely not.

Then I don't see why her wanting... relations is a problem. I mean, I don't support one night stands, but if you two know each other and like each other a lot... you know, birth control magic and have fun!

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Dear Morgana:
I did not violate you! I just wanted to bake!

Why did you have to leave me?!

*sighs* Sorry, girl, I just wanted to help.

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AskVoidWalker:
Dear Miss Fortune,

Just how fast can you shoot? Im asking since most of the time you have flurries of bullets flying.

-Kassadin, The Void Walker

As fast as I need to, Kass. Accuracy by volume~!

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Civilized Rat:
So.

Morgana attempted to violate Pantheon sexually.

Will keep this in mind.

*facepalms*


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

04-26-2012

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*sighs* Sorry, girl, I just wanted to help.

Sniff.


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Princess Sivir

Senior Member

04-26-2012

A package arrives at Sarah Fortunes front door.

Inside the package are the contents listed below:

1: A bottle of Sarah’s favorite ale
2: A replica of Shock and Awe with Sarah’s name engraved upon it along with the name Domination
3: A pair of red fuzzy handcuffs
4: Black lingerie
5: A pinstriped suit, miniskirt with matching hat, and knee high boots

Along with the items lays a card on top.

“Stay classy hun. We’ll have to play dress up sometime soon. ~Siv”


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

04-26-2012

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A package arrives at Sarah Fortunes front door.

Inside the package are the contents listed below:

1: A bottle of Sarah’s favorite ale
2: A replica of Shock and Awe with Sarah’s name engraved upon it along with the name Domination
3: A pair of red fuzzy handcuffs
4: Black lingerie
5: A pinstriped suit with miniskirt with matching hat and knee high boots

Along with the items lays a card on top.

“Stay classy hun. We’ll have to play dress up sometime soon. ~Siv”


Morgana blanches. She's been visiting Sarah again, and is pretty sure this is something she shouldn't see. Without missing another beat, she turns away, pretending not to notice it. She does jot down a few mental notes, however...