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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-21-2012

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Ask Grªves:
Hah! Prince Charming!? That'll be the day...but you got a sense of humor there darlin', seein' how you think you could hunt me down n' kill me if I werent a Champion. Perty thing like you? Shouldn't be gettin' yer hands dirty with things like that, besides I aint got time to bleed.

Kill you? Come on, Graves, you know Cait pays way more for live bounties! But aw, thanks. I AM perty, aren't I? *snickers*

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Trolosaurus:
Dear Miss Fortune
Have you ever considered MORE DAKKA?! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
-Summoner Trolosaurus.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAA!!!

And people say Lux has a crazy laugh~.


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NvisibleShade

Member

04-22-2012

Hey Miss Fortune,
How's life as a bounty hunter, is it funzies? If thats not it, what do you do for funzies?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-22-2012

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NvisibleShade:
Hey Miss Fortune,
How's life as a bounty hunter, is it funzies? If thats not it, what do you do for funzies?

It's very funzies, very funzies indeed! Besides that, I dunno. I spend time with a lot of the girls.Lux, Leona, Shyvana, and of course, Sivir.


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Ask Talon

Member

04-22-2012

Sarah,

When would you like me to share the details of last Snowdown that you requested...?

~Talon


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Theßlitz

Senior Member

04-22-2012

So how big are those?


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

04-22-2012

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It's very funzies, very funzies indeed! Besides that, I dunno. I spend time with a lot of the girls.Lux, Leona, Shyvana, and of course, Sivir.


You forgot me, Sarah.


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NvisibleShade

Member

04-22-2012

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Dear Morgana:
You forgot me, Sarah.


Poor Morgona, well on second thought, not really poor. Plz don't kill me!


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-23-2012

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Ask Talon:
Sarah,

When would you like me to share the details of last Snowdown that you requested...?

~Talon

Hm? Sure~.

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Theßlitz:
So how big are those?

All you need to know is that they're fantastic.

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Dear Morgana:
You forgot me, Sarah.

Ah, right, sorry! I was just recalling the bunch of us who always do ladies nights. You're a new addition, is all~.

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NvisibleShade:
Poor Morgona, well on second thought, not really poor. Plz don't kill me!

You be nice.


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

04-23-2012

Dear Miss Sarah Fortune,

I must apologize. I've misjudged you. Based on everything I've read in your bio, you're a cruel flirt who uses and disposes of people when finished with them. From what I've read of your column, however, you're not that person at all. You're kind, compassionate, sweet, and giving. Do you volunteer at soup kitchens as well? Do you wear nunnery robes when not wearing... er... that blouse... thing?


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Ask Talon

Member

04-23-2012

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you're a cruel flirt who uses and disposes of people when finished with them


You should see her on her days off.