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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask the Megling

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10-14-2012

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"Handling strong women is fairly simple. All you have to do is grab them in a choke hold, like this." Shen wrapped his muscular arms around Sarah's neck. She couldn't get out of it no matter what. "Then you wait 10 seconds until they pass out from lack of oxygen." He said as he still had a grip on Sarah.

Ah, this reminds me of when I was a kid.
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...getting woozy, she dumped out half the gunpowder, and fired.

As does that.


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Ask the Tempest

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10-14-2012

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Ah, this reminds me of when I was a kid.

As does that.

Let me guess. You were the one putting people in choke holds?


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Ask the Megling

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10-14-2012

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Let me guess. You were the one putting people in choke holds?

Maaaaaaaaybe.


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Ask the Tempest

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10-14-2012

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Maaaaaaaaybe.

Have you ever punched some one in the armpit? It makes their leg useless! They cant even move their toes!


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ColossusCrusher

Senior Member

10-14-2012

"I can't help it if I like the water! Hey, want to go for a swim?" Cassiopeia winked at Sarah.


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Ask the Megling

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10-14-2012

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Have you ever punched some one in the armpit? It makes their leg useless! They cant even move their toes!

Fun times!


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Ask Shenn

Senior Member

10-14-2012

Shen moves head to the side as the bullet whizzes by. "Another perfect opportunity to teach. When the subject is armed. You disarm them like this." Shen briefly hits Sarah in the arm that held Awe. With success, she should drop the gun.


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ColossusCrusher

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10-14-2012

(Bullets are fast, buddy. Even black powder pistols. Just saying. )


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Grand Viper

Senior Member

10-14-2012

((If light is so fast, why has it not caught a ninja yet?))


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Ask Shenn

Senior Member

10-14-2012

((He's got a point there. But if you have a problem with it, I'll edit ))