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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Talon

Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Fortune:
...how long have you been lusting after me, boy?


Zero days.

I'm an assassin. A trap is but a battle of wits between the crafter and those who would fall into it.

Every time I see a cupcake in a bear trap... I have to get that cupcake...
...

Although things are much more interesting when the trap is a person.


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

04-03-2012

On second thought, I think I do want you to put a few bullets in him. He's crazy.
And before he argues, it's this or the leash.

-Fizz


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-03-2012

Maybe you both need one.


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Ask Talon

Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Fortune:
Maybe you both need one.


Bring a leash near me and see how that ends up for you.


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Princess Sivir

Senior Member

04-03-2012

Sarah Fortune,

Some say men go crazy as they lust for you. I will admit, you do have a great body. What do you find to be your most appealing aspect?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Talon:
Bring a leash near me and see how that ends up for you.

Watch your mouth, kid, I've got accuracy by volume on my side.

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Ask Sìvir:
Sarah Fortune,

Some say men go crazy as they lust for you. I will admit, you do have a great body. What do you find to be your most appealing aspect?

Why thank you, Sivir, your shape is amazing, too.

My most appealing aspect? I dunno. I'm pretty gorgeous, but it'd just come off as bad if I listed that as my best trait, right? Hm... I'm amazing with a gun, does that count?


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Ask Talon

Member

04-03-2012

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Watch your mouth, kid, I've got accuracy by volume on my side.


A blade can do far more than a bullet can.


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Geokhan

Senior Member

04-03-2012

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a good strategy, boy. But play nice with me and maybe i'll will give you a treat.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Talon:
A blade can do far more than a bullet can.

...clearly I'll lose any measuring contest we have, but just barely.

THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT.


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Ask Talon

Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Fortune:
...clearly I'll lose any measuring contest we have, but just barely.

THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT.


...
Any response I have to this is lewd and will get me shot.