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Ask Miss Fortune

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Dear Morgana

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09-15-2012

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Sarah smiled.

"You're one of the few people living on Noxus who I wouldn't shoot if Bilgewater didn't need Noxian money." She said. "I guess that's why I started liking you at first. You're sane... mostly." She smirked.


Morgana raises an eyebrow.

"Mostly? How about what people think of you when you laugh?"

She pokes Sarah in the shoulder.

"...I'm kidding."


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Ask the Herald

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09-15-2012

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I*grins* Good, good. Let's do our best to have you wake up in a strange woman's bed~. So, the first step is to find your target. Do you have a lady in mind?


Er....Right. Em...well....I don't....actually have a woman in mind....yet...I just sort of...Wanted to learn how I could get a woman...

- Asimov Imperas, the Herald's Chief Acolyte


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AskPantheon

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09-16-2012

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I'm getting desperate, let me just tell you that. I'm considering paying Cass for some live demos.


Live demos? What do you mean by-wait.

I think I know what it is that you speak of.


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Ask the Monkey

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09-16-2012

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..humans are a little more private than that.

Hmpf.
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Live demos? What do you mean by-wait.

I think I know what it is that you speak of.

They will breastfeed children the human way? I know they will!


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AskPantheon

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09-16-2012

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They will breastfeed children the human way? I know they will!


No, she speaks of...something else.


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Ask the Monkey

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09-16-2012

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No, she speaks of...something else.

Ah yes, I forgot, they don't have kids. Unproductive do-nothings.
Wonder what it could be then. *face of confusion*


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Ask Fortune

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09-16-2012

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Dear Morgana:
Morgana raises an eyebrow.

"Mostly? How about what people think of you when you laugh?"

She pokes Sarah in the shoulder.

"...I'm kidding."

"Heeeeyyy~." Sarah replied playfully. "My laugh is just as sane as Lux's~!"

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Er....Right. Em...well....I don't....actually have a woman in mind....yet...I just sort of...Wanted to learn how I could get a woman...

- Asimov Imperas, the Herald's Chief Acolyte

*chuckles* It's all about getting a good read on a woman. Like hunting any bounty, you learn how they act, you learn what they like, and you use them to get them where you want them to be.

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Live demos? What do you mean by-wait.

I think I know what it is that you speak of.

What about an interactive demo? You strike me as someone who learns by doing.

...

*bursts out laughing*

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Hmpf.

They will breastfeed children the human way? I know they will!

...I don't think Cass is pregnant right now.

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Ah yes, I forgot, they don't have kids. Unproductive do-nothings.
Wonder what it could be then. *face of confusion*

...let me put it this way. After you've finished eating, do you ever lick the plate, just because you love the flavor?


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AskPantheon

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09-16-2012

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What about an interactive demo? You strike me as someone who learns by doing.

...

*bursts out laughing*?


I would, ehm, rather not.


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Geokhan

Senior Member

09-16-2012

Too late now!!! I got my camera!


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Snowy Poro

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09-16-2012

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...you know, doing that only lifts and firms them more.


Leona turned her back to everyone, still blushing