Ask Miss Fortune

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IS15ae86e1c3de7a2369ab3

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04-07-2012

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...the list of things you'd say that'd make her happy is way shorter.


I assume you mean "has anyone tried to bed me"? Nah, not really. Pity, I know. But hey, just because I like to bother the boys doesn't mean I'm some kind of brothel wench.


Hm. Well, I don't put as much thought into my hair as you'd probably think, but sure, I can take a look at it. All else fails, we can do some cutlass hairdressing on that stuff.

...and aw, come on, Pantheon is better than Talon! Looks, muscle, baking ability, even his name! Pantheon. A collection of gods, mightier than anything, higher than and worshiped by all us lowly mortals. Talon, a sharp nail that you clip so it doesn't scratch your lover in the throws of carnal lust.

...yeah, I'm just having fun with it now. *laughs*


Aw, are things on the rocks with you and Eve? I'm sorry. Well, what you really need to do is alter anything she touched. Like, if she was in your bed last night, and now there are two sets of pillows? Reset the bed for one. Move and change everything she touched. It'll be hard, but it's much easier than constantly looking at everything you own and saying "she put that empty bottle there, she touched it, I miss herrrrr." ...I should admit that this is the advice I give to sailor's wives, but I'm sure it works here, too.

Now... I dunno, just take your mind off it by doing something you like. But whatever you do, don't run to some rebound girl. Have some class, not some diseases.

...tell you what. I never do this for anyone, but... oh god. Alright, here we go.

Can you hear the sirens resound?
From the coastline of Ireland tonight.
Ot's the song of a promising heart,
of the souls that the ocean unite.

And she stands by the window alone,
staring into the rain.
She is trying to guide his way home,
from the waters that keep them apart.

So she lights up a candle for hope to be found.
Captive and blind by the darkness around.
Firm as a mountain, she never will mourn.
Timeless awaiting the break of dawn.

Can you hear the sailorman's hymn?.
As it comes with the rise of the tide.
It is sung where the rainbow begins,
as a comfort for tears she has cried.

She remains by the window alone,
staring into the rain.
She is trying to guide his way home.
Keeps on praying for god to protect him.

She lights up a candle for hope to be found.
Captive and blind by the darkness around.
Each wave a promise, a new hope reborn.
Sunrise consoles at the break of dawn.


Cry it out, Fate, it does help.
Thank you, Sarah. This means a great deal. But, yes. Sona broke everything off last week.


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Princess Sivir

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04-07-2012

Sarah, as much as I've enjoyed Bilgewater with you the past few days, I was curious if you would like to visit Zuan - the cleaner side of course. We could perhaps go on a date and eat at Morgana's bakery?


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Ask Talon

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04-07-2012

Sivir...

Any remedies for erm.... bites and cuts after an evening?


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Dear Morgana

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04-07-2012

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Sivir...

Any remedies for erm.... bites and cuts after an evening?
What he means to say is, we need you or Sarah to help us get a very drunk Twisted Fate and very irritating Lulu out of my shop!


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Princess Sivir

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04-07-2012

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Sivir...

Any remedies for erm.... bites and cuts after an evening?
Saliva. Either lick your wounds or have who ever inflicted them do it. Other then that, I have an ointment I can sell you but.. it's expensive.

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What he means to say is, we need you or Sarah to help us get a very drunk Twisted Fate and very irritating Lulu out of my shop!
Erm... I'll be right there.


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Ask Gragas

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04-08-2012

'ey there, Sarah! 'ow'd ye beat pirate man with ye corrosive grog? What did ye use?


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Ask Fortune

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04-08-2012

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Where is this "Ireland", Sarah?

Have you been there? What's it like?
I have no idea what it is. I assumed it was just some place the original writer made up because it sounded cool.

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It's the Land of Ire, a place of much anger....
Pfft, it's not Noxus.

Come on, you have to admit you guys are angry a lot.

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Thank you, Sarah. This means a great deal. But, yes. Sona broke everything off last week.
...you were with Sona? What happened to Eve? Wow, I'm new here. Whatever, not important. I'm very sorry.

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Sarah, as much as I've enjoyed Bilgewater with you the past few days, I was curious if you would like to visit Zuan - the cleaner side of course. We could perhaps go on a date and eat at Morgana's bakery?
...there's a cleaner side? Alright, I suppose I can check it out.

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Sivir...

Any remedies for erm.... bites and cuts after an evening?
...yummy. *laughs*

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What he means to say is, we need you or Sarah to help us get a very drunk Twisted Fate and very irritating Lulu out of my shop!
...yeah, that wasn't my first thought.

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'ey there, Sarah! 'ow'd ye beat pirate man with ye corrosive grog? What did ye use?
That guy is way more bark than bite. But ever since he started waxing, I thought everyone would know that.

...I of course retract my comment if he's into guys. I'm not that insensitive... though it occurs to me that characterizing male waxing as a homosexual act is insensitive itself... look! Beer!


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Princess Sivir

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04-08-2012

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...there's a cleaner side? Alright, I suppose I can check it out.
Actually there is, it's not as clean as Piltover but... it's defintly better.

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...yummy. *laughs*


...yeah, that wasn't my first thought.
Yeah... it was actually an interesting night. I think I may have broken Lulu though.


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Ask Fortune

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04-08-2012

I look forward to it, then... and why did you mess with the kid?


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Bright Oblivion

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04-08-2012

Kid asked about birds and bees. Sivir answered. Laughter ensued. Fun was had by all. Except Lulu. She's broken.