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Ask Miss Fortune

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SuperMan Pix

Senior Member

04-02-2012

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Dear Veigar:
YES! HAHAHA! YES!

"Ahem" Moving on...

Do you think I'm crazy?

That ****ed clown's been spreading gossip that I'm crazy.

WELL I'M NOT!


Oh of COURSE you're KOOO-KOOO!!!!

HAVE another squirrel!!!

*Lulu throws a squirrel at Veiger with considerable force*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Ask Fortune:
...

*grabs Awe*

I AM a natural red head, and I'll ask you not to play with anything that uses gunpowder unless you know what you're doing.


*the moment the gun left her hand Lulu looks up at Miss Fortune with the biggest puppy eyes she can do, her lower lip pouting and trembling at the same time. this hypnotising stare continues without any tell of stopping*

*Pix starts to frantically wave his hands at Miss Fortune. it is as if he's trying to prevent her from looking directly at Lulu*


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Ask Talon

Member

04-02-2012

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Don't get too full of yourself, Talon. Okay, fine, most of my money comes from rolling drunks in to Caitlyn's office, but don't think you're the only real deal I've ever met. I'm famous for a reason, boy, and it's not just because my name sounds cool.


I meant no offense. Men like me don't get caught.

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Really? It is? Why would it be? I have no idea what the problem is! Innocent face.


You... Innocent...

And I don't have a body count.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-02-2012

Quote:
Dear Veigar:
YES! HAHAHA! YES!

"Ahem" Moving on...

Do you think I'm crazy?

That ****ed clown's been spreading gossip that I'm crazy.

WELL I'M NOT!

...just a touch.

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SuperMan Pix:
*the moment the gun left her hand Lulu looks up at Miss Fortune with the biggest puppy eyes she can do, her lower lip pouting and trembling at the same time. this hypnotising stare continues without any tell of stopping*

*Pix starts to frantically wave his hands at Miss Fortune. it is as if he's trying to prevent her from looking directly at Lulu*

...*bops Lulu with her hat* Cool it, kid, guns aren't toys. ...actually, they are, but for adults only.


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Dear Veigar

Senior Member

04-02-2012

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...just a touch.


Veigar's obviously suffering from something. His voice is coarse and barely discernible.

WHAT! WHA-

A few seconds of coughing, ending with a spew of vomit.

Why?...I've never-

Another fit, minus the retching.

...Jeanne...please...'cough'...bring me more health...potions...

'Wheeze'


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-02-2012

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Dear Veigar:
Veigar's obviously suffering from something. His voice is coarse and barely discernible.

WHAT! WHA-

A few seconds of coughing, ending with a spew of vomit.

Why?...I've never-

Another fit, minus the retching.

...Jeanne...please...'cough'...bring me more health...potions...

'Wheeze'

...*hands him one*


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Dear Veigar

Senior Member

04-02-2012

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...*hands him one*


...Thank...you...

Wheezing. A shadowy, female figure pops the cork off of the potion and pours it contents into Veigar's mouth...or where it should be. After a few more moments, he's fast asleep, with a small amount of potion dripping down his robe. The woman is nowhere to be found.


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Ask Irie

Senior Member

04-02-2012

Miss Fortune,

Well then....It seems like Veigar's safe and sound.

Anyways, I have a question. With Grave's new mafia outfit, it would make you, Twitch and Graves part of the family, right? Who do you think will put on a Mafia suit next?


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SuperMan Pix

Senior Member

04-02-2012

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Dear Veigar:
...Thank...you...

Wheezing. A shadowy, female figure pops the cork off of the potion and pours it contents into Veigar's mouth...or where it should be. After a few more moments, he's fast asleep, with a small amount of potion dripping down his robe. The woman is nowhere to be found.



"teeheehee.."
"oh this shall be fun..."

*Lulu summons a paintbrush in one hand and picks up Veigar's left foot with another. Pix is also seen with a smaller paintbrush*

*Lulu drags the unconscious yordle to another room, eerie giggles eminate from the sorceress*


-Lulu and Pix


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

04-03-2012

Miss Fortune

Before you try to kill me, remember that I saved the entire city of Bilgewater. So... yeah.

-Fizz


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Geokhan

Senior Member

04-03-2012

You sure she wants blood?
Maybe she wants something worse.....like your pride.